Posted on 01/18/2006 6:58:55 PM PST by minus_273
Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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"...One of America's great action stars of film and television is not ashamed that he's returned to the faith of this youth. Early in his life, action star Chuck Norris was reared by a strong Christian woman -- but things changed quickly. "When I got into the film world, I got sucked into the secular aspect of the entertainment field and I really drifted away from my faith," says Norris. "It's amazing -- as successful as I was as an actor, and the money and the fame, there was still something missing." Norris married a Christian woman named Gena and, through her witness, rededicated his life to Jesus Christ eight years ago. The actor says the Holy Spirit has filled the emptiness he had and has given his life new meaning. He is now an advocate for getting the Bible back into the public school curriculum."
You make not like the answer. I would suspect, because Chuck Norris is NRA, a big Bushie fan and all around guy who fights for good (albeit cheesy)...he became the smear target, probably from the moveon gang.
Just a hunch but it smacks of their tactics.
If that is the case, they have failed.
Most people I know who are into this have turned into huge Chuck Norris fans.
Would you want Chuck to know you were the one who stopped his awesome deeds from being known? Remember Chuck knows what you do and where you live.
I get a different perspective from those in blogs/chats. They are mocking him unfortunately. Like I say...a typical smear tactic.
From his bio I just read, John Wayne was his hero. The GLBT would crucify him for just that alone;-)
It is a subtle thing, I will grant you. I just don't see it as mocking really. But, I don't know.
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