I saw these and had to laugh. Married men have to tell far more then these:
1) No, you don't look fat in that outfit
2) No, I don't have a problem with your mother coming over
3) Yes, of course I like your friends
4) Your younger sister is not as good looking as you
5) I heard what you said the first time. Honest
1 posted on
01/04/2006 2:56:35 PM PST by
misterrob
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To: misterrob
Yeah honey, I was hoping you'd ask me to go to Lamaze training.
37 posted on
01/04/2006 3:24:49 PM PST by
AlGone2001
(He's not a baby anymore...)
To: misterrob
"Sure, honey, that dress looks fine."
"I was not looking at her boobs."
"My old girlfriend? She was just okay."
What man in his right mind would tell the truth about these? “"Sure, honey, that dress looks fine" is along the lines of the answer that must be given if the husband is asked the classic “Does this make me look fat?”.
44 posted on
01/04/2006 3:29:30 PM PST by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
Sweetie, I think $75 is a great price to pay for a hair cut. Why don't you go a little further and get your toe nails cleaned next time as, well.
45 posted on
01/04/2006 3:29:51 PM PST by
AlGone2001
(He's not a baby anymore...)
To: misterrob
Single man lie:
I had a really good time with you and I'll call
46 posted on
01/04/2006 3:30:37 PM PST by
5Madman2
(There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
To: misterrob
"I'll pull out in time.........I promise."
To: misterrob
You forgot: "Of course I know how to get there"
52 posted on
01/04/2006 3:35:03 PM PST by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: misterrob
Am I weird? I'm not married, but seriously, if my wife didn't want to have sex I wouldn't feel right about trying to talk her into it. I suspect it's going to better is she's into it anyway...
62 posted on
01/04/2006 3:44:05 PM PST by
JamesP81
To: misterrob
63 posted on
01/04/2006 3:45:19 PM PST by
StoneGiant
(Power without morality is disaster. Morality without power is useless.)
To: misterrob
"Trust me, I know ________ like the back of my hand." (fill blank in with any city or directions to anywhere)
"Of course, I did the laundry."
66 posted on
01/04/2006 3:49:29 PM PST by
mtbopfuyn
(Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
To: misterrob
Sure, let's just cuddle instead of doing "other" things!
72 posted on
01/04/2006 3:58:22 PM PST by
rockabyebaby
(I'm not afraid to say out loud what the rest of you are afraid to admit.)
To: SW6906
86 posted on
01/04/2006 4:24:26 PM PST by
namsman
To: TR Jeffersonian
99 posted on
01/04/2006 5:35:31 PM PST by
kalee
To: nnn0jeh
101 posted on
01/04/2006 6:37:12 PM PST by
kalee
To: misterrob
"It's just gonna be a friendly game - - you know, for chips.... We'll have sandwiches and sodas. I should be back by one or so. You don't have to wait up for me."
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