Posted on 01/04/2006 2:56:33 PM PST by misterrob
You want to know the truth? Guys lie -- occasionally, compulsively, desperately. We certainly don't have a monopoly on lying, and I've seen women pull off some whoppers, but we men, over centuries of tinkering, have developed hardy, scrutiny-resistant strains. In the interests of furthering intergender understanding, I talked real guys into identifying, and explaining, their biggest lies.
"Sure, honey, that dress looks fine."
"I can fix it."
"I was not looking at her boobs."
"Nothing's wrong."
"I tried to call you."
"I don't want to have sex unless you want to."
"I'm the best, baby."
"My old girlfriend? She was just okay."
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
"I'll never lie to you."
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ping
that dang body glitter gets everywhere
#1 lie wives tell their husbands:
"nothing is the matter"
Huh..I have never heard that one..how does it go?
"1. Yes honey I mailed that
2. I have no idea how your underwear turned pink
3. Yes I had the oil changed in the car
4. Yes honey you are the best I ever had.
5. Yes of course I love watching ESPN
6. Sure dear I will do a strip tease for ya, wait until the lifetime movie is over
7. I will only be on the phone 15 minutes which means 2 hrs later
8. No dear you're not loosing you're hair
9. Of course you're arms and chest are Big!
10. Yes I will give it to ya evry night..oops until were married!
LOL..."
You met my ex. (ask her why she won't call me) ROFL
Kinda short list for that, ain't it?
Strange, I've always assumed those questions were part of someones comedy routine....after all, who asks men for their opinions?
A waste of time. Just find a woman you hate, and buy her a house!
-ccm
"It's just gonna be a friendly game - - you know, for chips.... We'll have sandwiches and sodas. I should be back by one or so. You don't have to wait up for me."
Yup! Whatcha' think them things cost????
That's pretty much what happenned last time-Just took me ten years to figure out I hated her
I thought it was:
She's not happy until you're not happy.
Or, It's not the size of the submarine, it's how long it can stay submerged....
I don't think most women abhor sex. Maybe your buddies are just playing along with you so you don't feel bad? I will say that my (married) sex life has improved since I got my tubes tied. With birth control, women don't get that natural spike in interest.
What an outstanding answer! LOL I don't think I ever bothered asking my husband questions like this. He did insist upon shopping with me recently. I needed a suit for job interviews. I swore to try on anything he wished me to. He had no problem telling me, "You look like a linebacker, take that off!"
But that's why I adore him! I can trust him completely. I just don't ask questions that I'd really hate to hear the answers to.
My wife is apparently different, but I've heard some older men have that problem with their equally getting on in years wives. Women should know one thing: the great majority of men NEVER!! outgrow their sexual desire. I've heard not a few older women (and a few younger ones) refer to sex as "foolishness" and a "bother". If they really think that way and avoid sex with their hubbies of whatever age, then they shouldn't be surprised when sex-starved hubby has an affair.
I would suggest to these sex-avoiding/hating women that they might want to seek a counselor. I don't condone cheating (and I don't doubt that much of the dislike of sex by women is due to the faults or inadequacies of their hubbies), but most married men do not want to look at their post middle-age lives as the no-nooky years.
She shoots! she scores!
Sex life was awesome....then we had kids.
"most women abhor sex unless they want kids...."
You must not know any women over 40 : )
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