Posted on 12/30/2005 6:19:30 AM PST by NYer
Rush did a segment on this once on his radio show.
Apparently if a dolphin likes you, he'll extend the finger of friendship....
"Mme Royal & Dauphin"
I'm thinking this all comes down to that email exchange in that post with Mark Admans.
"Each person has a right to choose her own morality."
The left have NO morals, values or beliefs and don't want to be held accountable for their actions.
I bet this is what started veganism. The left can't bond with other humans and went and started PETA because we are eating all their sex toys.
Actually, I think "Cindy" the dolphin is female. However, the article quotes Sharon as saying "I am not a pervert." So it's all good.
DRESSED all in white, eccentric millionairess Sharon Tendler ties the knot with the love of her life... a theme park DOLPHIN.
Sharon - a 41-year-old rock concert producer from London - fell for aquatic star Cindy 15 years ago on a visit to the resort of Eilat in Israel.
She immediately took a shine to the 35-year-old mammal - a male despite his girly name - and returned several times a year to swim with him.
Finally she decided this fin was bigger than both of them and approached trainer Maya Zilber to ask for Cindy's "hand" in marriage.
And yesterday, in front of hundreds of bemused tourists, Cindy rose from the water for a poolside kiss and cuddle following the bizarre ceremony.
After a mackerel reception, Sharon said tearfully: "I'm the happiest girl on earth. I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert."
Cheers, though!
You have a list?
I don't know that I believe this. Gotta be a hoax. I mean, really, a dolphin named Cindy?
Elisabeth Vigee LeBrun; Madame Royal and the Dauphin Louis-Joseph; 1784; French Rococo
(Studied this painting in my Art History course this past fall)
Look, as long as she's not a pervert...
She only loves the dolphin becaise he gives great nose.
I hope you had a wonderful Christmas.
I did for the most part, albeit the flu that decided to hit me on Tuesday. Feeling fine now.
At least we don't need worry about a significant other winding up in a can of tuna. ; )
(Tell em Charlie sent ya...)
Gotta say, this entire thread threw me for a loop. I've NEVER heard of anyone being physically obsessed with sea life!
Word has it that Flipper tried to stand up and pitch a fit when they came to the part of the ceremony, "Does anyone here object to the union of these two??"
"As to perversion, dolphins are sexually promiscuous..."
I remember reading a newspaper story years ago about a woman who quit a job tending dolphins when she was told she would have to masturbate them as a reward process.
Well, we need to come up with a good list of wedding reception songs here....
Theme Song from Flipper
Oh, baby, baby, it's a Wild World
Born Free
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Dolphin (with apologies to John and Paul...)
You Are So Beautiful to Me
Under the Sea (as well as most of the Little Mermaid soundtrack...)
Please chime in!
And remember, only the best tuna get to be StarKist.
-- Joe
I'm not going to hit your link, and I feel a little ashamed for asking this, but how does a woman have sex with a dolphin... and not drown in the process?
LMAO! Funniest comment on the thread!
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