Two good ole boys went down to the Unemployment Office, and applied for benefits.
"What kind of work do you do?"
... "I'm a pilot."
"Oh, that's great! We can get you work right away!" Turns to second man. "And what do you do?"
--- "I'm a pulp wood cutter."
"Oh, too bad. If you were a pilot like your friend here, we could get you work, but I don't think we need any wood cutters."
--- "I don't think you understand. If I don't cut it, he won't be able to pile it."
*snort* Reminds me of a Yuppers joke.
Sven and Ole are applying for unemployment - they go to the Unemployment office - the interviewer asks Sven "So what did you do for a living?"
"Well I tell ya...I worked in dat dere panty factory...I sewed the elastic thingees on the waistbands you betcha!"
"Well ok...then unskilled labor you get $200 a month."
"Now Ole, what did you do for a living?
"Well I was a Diesel Fitter."
"Well then by gosh! Ok! Skilled labor you get $600 a month."
"Well what the heck! Ole here worked right next to me!"
"Is that true Ole?"
"You betcha! Old Sven here sewed on the elastic bands on the panties then I would take them, pull em over my head and shout Yah dee's'll fit her!"