[Harmless Teddy Bear]

*snort* Reminds me of a Yuppers joke.

Sven and Ole are applying for unemployment - they go to the Unemployment office - the interviewer asks Sven "So what did you do for a living?"

"Well I tell ya...I worked in dat dere panty factory...I sewed the elastic thingees on the waistbands you betcha!"

"Well ok...then unskilled labor you get $200 a month."

"Now Ole, what did you do for a living?

"Well I was a Diesel Fitter."

"Well then by gosh! Ok! Skilled labor you get $600 a month."

"Well what the heck! Ole here worked right next to me!"

"Is that true Ole?"

"You betcha! Old Sven here sewed on the elastic bands on the panties then I would take them, pull em over my head and shout Yah dee's'll fit her!"

[NicknamedBob]

Which reminds me of a story my brother told.

He was looking for work in Denver, and noticed that loaders were needed for the many trucks outbound from there.

He checked at one place where they were loading heavy cases of canned beans, and the pay was 2.60 an hour.

A little farther down the road he came across a place where they were loading much lighter feminine napkins. The pay was 3.25!

Brother asked why this work, which seemed easier, also paid more. The foreman laughed. "Oh. Those guys? They're just f@rting around. -- We're out for blood!"