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mortician =mathematician.
LOL!
This reminds me of the guy, the night of the execution of Tookie, who instead of saying "clemency" said "chemistry." It was so funny. I was listening on the radio on the net that evening he was being interviewd by the host. I wished I had taped the segment. He said something (paraphrasing here) like: "The governor refuses to give chemistry to Tookie."
Doctor: (Smiling at recovering patient) "How are you feeling?"
Patient: "Not bad, Doc."
Doctor: "You had me worried. We get a lot of requests for circumcision -- it's pretty routine. Your insistence on getting castrated was rather puzzling to us. I'm glad you feel okay."
Patient: "Circumcision ... circumcision ... Oh, yeah! That's the word I meant!"