To: Baraonda; tuliptree76; Alice au Wonderland; Kindly Old Doc Tsu
"mortician =mathematician"
Doctor: (Smiling at recovering patient) "How are you feeling?"
Patient: "Not bad, Doc."
Doctor: "You had me worried. We get a lot of requests for circumcision -- it's pretty routine. Your insistence on getting castrated was rather puzzling to us. I'm glad you feel okay."
Patient: "Circumcision ... circumcision ... Oh, yeah! That's the word I meant!"
2,306 posted on
01/04/2006 9:22:07 PM PST by
NicknamedBob
(How can I compete in a world of Cat 5 and wireless when my brain is wired by knob and tube?)
To: NicknamedBob
2,308 posted on
01/04/2006 9:24:02 PM PST by
stephenjohnbanker
(Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all our troops at home and abroad!!)
To: NicknamedBob
Big difference in words there...
To: NicknamedBob
Psychiatrist to patient: are you sexually active?
Patient: No, I just lie there.
2,311 posted on
01/04/2006 9:26:06 PM PST by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: NicknamedBob
2,314 posted on
01/04/2006 9:27:53 PM PST by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: NicknamedBob
Ever see the Simpson's episode when Homer wants to lose weight, sends away for subliminal tapes, and ends up with a tremendous vocabulary?
2,483 posted on
01/06/2006 1:35:59 PM PST by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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