Posted on 12/26/2005 2:10:31 PM PST by the_red_anedote
Edited on 12/26/2005 2:21:13 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
China will never go down, and don't think you can banish communism. Because the people won't let it. They know they are the last standing, they are the only ones left. America is in a decline while China's climaxing, America will go down. We are just done with our prime, if anything, we were going into a depression since 1992 (and don't say you don't know that year). Communism is the American's medias' worst nightmare, because of censorship. I hope we all have to read one newspaper and wipe my butt with one brand of tiolet paper. I hope we all die for our next generations to wear the red armband. We deserved 9/11, and they enjoyed it. You probably hate me now, I know, you just still think like its 1945, well too bad its 2005. We only stand to fall.
;-)
Most people don't know this, but tools can actually become sentient, grow legs and walk off, never to be seen again. At one of my former jobs, the tape measures were really prone to sentience, and if I asked my coworkers where the things went, they would all play dumb. Tape measures, pens, hammers, paper, nails, duct tape, etc. I swear the radial arm saw would've mysteriously disappeared if it hadn't been bolted to the floor.
Would that be part of your split personality?
Like, "Me, Myself and Irene?"
My crowbar did that.
It wandered off, probably took up with the evil hacksaw I had.
Prety much.
Twilight Zo-an?
Hmm..
Esme has heard the following song:
Into Another - 'May I?'
May I Love you madly
like a boy?
Kiss you sadly?
Feed you tears and drink your skin?
Invite myself right in?
May I?
Her
Half-child voice falls on my head like warmest ocean waves
GENTLY and deliberately drowning me
And WILLINGLY I drown.
If I ask politely
Will you watch as I die nightly?
Would you think me TACTLESS if I act LESS like the man I am?
May I?
Her
Half-closed eyes like those,
on a tired TIGERESS.
Gently and deliberately melt my BULLETPROOF MIRRORSHADES
AND
Knowingly
Lovingly
Peer inside at MY REAL EYES
And I can't help but SMILE
No I can't help.
-tigeress-
Would you think me thoughtless
If I thought less of myself from time to time,
Or if I knowingly, willingly lost what's left of my MIND
Oh, I can't help but smile
No, I can't help.
It sounds like a budding *kof-kof* problem.
Do you need revolving doors to access or egress a building?
Well, it was a temporary issue.
Not yet.
But I keep having to replace my mirror shades.
That or the metric socket wrench...I never can find that thing...
Crowbars must have loose morals, wanting to shack up with any other tools in some strange toolbox. The one I used was just plain sadistic. It would always play games with me and hide in someone else's department under their own workstation. The nerve....
Allen keys.
The one I need is always missing.
At least the prycat is still around.
They seem to wander a bit...my big one is never handy.
Yeah, also have some bits for my multi-point screwdriver missing.
Like they ran off with the sparkplug socket.
Did your multi-point driver see some of my bits? I'm missing three of them. (Or is it four?)
It really is past my bedtime, so I'll be going.
Good night!
It could have.
I will have to check.
I like it. Pleasantly outrageous.
Okers, have a good eveing.
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