LONG LIVE RED CHINA (Would you like your troll mein with soft or crispy noodles?)

12/26/05 | C.L. Gartman

[the_red_anedote]

China will never go down, and don't think you can banish communism. Because the people won't let it. They know they are the last standing, they are the only ones left. America is in a decline while China's climaxing, America will go down. We are just done with our prime, if anything, we were going into a depression since 1992 (and don't say you don't know that year). Communism is the American's medias' worst nightmare, because of censorship. I hope we all have to read one newspaper and wipe my butt with one brand of tiolet paper. I hope we all die for our next generations to wear the red armband. We deserved 9/11, and they enjoyed it. You probably hate me now, I know, you just still think like its 1945, well too bad its 2005. We only stand to fall.

[fanfan]

Sounds like you should get to bed, sweetie.

Do you at least have a blanket around you?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Hoodies and blankets. Pretty soon the benedryl will take me to lala land....

[Paul_Denton]

NO problem! You should also search for 'troll' too :)

[fanfan]

Thanks.

[fanfan]

It sounds like fun.

;-)

[sionnsar]

Nope. I'm actually HERE!

Sorry. I was gone. And won't be here long either... didn't sleep well last night, had to be in early to take care of committee business before class, then a gruelling day in class. Is it February yet...?

[Baraonda]

Who is the other team?

Where the Giants eliminated?

I don't follow American football. Only became a fan of the Giants because I watched one match once on a free ticket. And so, logically, I now root for the Giants.

LOL!LOL!

[Paul_Denton]

I was happy to help :)

[Baraonda]

It don't rhyme.

[Das Outsider]

I don't follow American football. Only became a fan of the Giants because I watched one match once on a free ticket. And so, logically, I now root for the Giants.

Tonight is college football--the big dance, as it were.

However, you may be pleased to know that the Giants are in the NFL playoffs, clinching the NFC East title with an 11-5 regular season record.

[Baraonda]

Sleep it off. You'll feel better in a week.

Re sleeping: what I'd like to know is why do people who snore always fall asleep first.

[Das Outsider]

It don't rhyme.

What doesn't rhyme: the zot thing or my spin on Julius Caesar?

[Das Outsider]

Who is this woman?

Woman? What woman?

[Das Outsider]

Woman? What woman?

Rather Crintonesque, isn't it?

*gives "The Thumb" and "I feel your pain" look simultaneously*

[Baraonda]

Zot rhymed; it's Julius Caeser that don't rhyme.

I like quatrines that rhyme, like NnB's poetry.

[Baraonda]

She has the looks of a narcissistic, card-carrying leftist. Underneath that I-feel-your-pain mask she's hiding some nefarious for-the-children agenda. Me don't like her.

[Baraonda]

Who is the broad, anyway?

[Das Outsider]

I like quatrines that rhyme, like NnB's poetry.

So do I. It's nice to have a break from strict A-B-A-B (or A-A-B-B), but sometimes you've got to have the flow and the rhyme, in which case I present the following:

The Tale of Two Trolls

Two trolls meandered on the Net,
Liberals, yea, they were,
They came up from The Underground,
Of this we can be sure,

One's name was Steve, the other, Red,
"To Free Republic!" did they cry,
And once upon the van'ty thread,
Was there that they did die,

Lo! The flames, they rose so high,
Most vicious was their Zot,
Words that cause most men to cry,
Upon their bones to rot

[Das Outsider]

She has the looks of a narcissistic, card-carrying leftist. Underneath that I-feel-your-pain mask she's hiding some nefarious for-the-children agenda. Me don't like her.

Please tell me that one of you knows who Maureen Dowd is!

[Baraonda]

I like that!

I'll print it and show it to this girl I've met and tell I wrote it. I'm sure she'll be impressed by it.