LONG LIVE RED CHINA (Would you like your troll mein with soft or crispy noodles?)

12/26/05 | C.L. Gartman

[the_red_anedote]

China will never go down, and don't think you can banish communism. Because the people won't let it. They know they are the last standing, they are the only ones left. America is in a decline while China's climaxing, America will go down. We are just done with our prime, if anything, we were going into a depression since 1992 (and don't say you don't know that year). Communism is the American's medias' worst nightmare, because of censorship. I hope we all have to read one newspaper and wipe my butt with one brand of tiolet paper. I hope we all die for our next generations to wear the red armband. We deserved 9/11, and they enjoyed it. You probably hate me now, I know, you just still think like its 1945, well too bad its 2005. We only stand to fall.

[Monkey Face]

I hope they mark the blood bag, in case I need a transfusion...;o]

[Army Air Corps]

"I'm not sure what you asked, but I'm okay."

*chuckle*

"Que tal?" translates as "how are you?"

[Darksheare]

At least you don't have giant blue bunnies taking turns nipping at the end of your nose while pinning you down by sitting on your chest.

[King Prout]

when open pits of gibbering sludge do gyre and burble on the page
and vasty deeps of pimpleworts wave foul exuberances in their mad ehortations
then and only then will the One become Several, and the Myriad Myrmidons pale into the mist...

in other words: I'm so tired I'm getting pretty smegging wierd in my head, and shall perfoce retire anon

[Army Air Corps]

My LE acquired the monkier after a day of shooting when I realised that my shoulder felt as though someone wailed on it with a baseball bat. My 8mm Mauser (G. 98) has yet to have a name.

[tuliptree76]

I figured it meant something like that.

[EsmeraldaA]

That sounds like a very weird dream too.

[King Prout]

o, alas! that I have no chest-pinning nose-nipping cuddly blue bunnies of unusual heftiness!

[tuliptree76]

I'm tired too. I'm not sure how long I'll last.

[EsmeraldaA]

Good night and rest well KP.

[Army Air Corps]

That prose smacks of Kipling...if he were hammered. :-)

[Darksheare]

Would you believe they have those in elevator controllers now?
(Have for a couple dozen years.)

A bad burn on the eeprom, and the elevator is doing some odd things.

[King Prout]

*gnk!*

"whaled"

try a steel-butt 10-guage bolt-action shotgun: kills at one end, maims at the other

[Monkey Face]

I take it they're nothing like Jack frost (nipping at your nose) huh?

[Darksheare]

LOL, I was giving people some odd mental images earlier.. sorry if I inadvertently added to them!

[King Prout]

a pastiche of stylisms of Kipling, HPLovecraft, and dat guy what wrote dat Alice in Wonderland book... youse konw da guy, yeah, DAT mook.

[EsmeraldaA]

Someone said bunnies?

[Monkey Face]

I have two cats, totalling 28 pounds that would be more than happy to sleep on your chest and give new meaning to the word "purr."

[Darksheare]

I have a back crushing, ankle-nipping kitty of unusual mass, does that count?

[King Prout]

Darksheare, look at what you have done to my typin on thsi page, damn your eyes with Helen Thomas jpegs if you don't!