What's the matter with Arthur?
Posted on 12/25/2005 12:31:52 PM PST by Neville72
I can't wait for his Purple Reign album.
"On second thought, let us not go to Buckingham. 'Tis a silly place."
QEII is going to give strict instructions to keep her on whatever life support is possible until Chuckie assumes room temperature.
I would say he is wall on his way to being a Henry.
Henry IX....needs to gather up 4 or 5 more wives tho to beat his presecessor.
Charles seems to fit this twit perfectly, if he ever makes it to the thrown. And guess what, if he ever makes it to the thrown and has bad things happen, all the superstitious commentators will say that he was really another jinxed Charles.
What he should do is abdicate before become King.
Ethelred The Unready II
Yes. Tampax I. Quite.
ARTHUR
Well ... I AM king.
DENNIS
Oh, very nice. King, eh! I expect you've got a palace and fine clothes and courtiers and plenty of food. And how d'you get that? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the social and economic differences in our society!
King Don
From Prince to King Foppy. Grand!
I guess "Vegan Leftist Loonie Adulterer" was already taken.
I consider this decision to be premature. He may never become king.
I also consider it tacky and insensitive on his part to be considering his future king name (should it happen) when his mother is still alive.
Charles III, George VII, whatever. They'll still have a dunderhead for a King. Poor Brits.
THAT reminds me of "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"--
"The hereditary Emperor is nearly dead and has been for many centuries. In the last moments of his dying coma he was locked in a stasis field which keeps him in a state of perpetual unchangingness. All his heirs are now long dead, and this means that without any drastic political upheaval, power has simply and effectively moved a
rung or two down the ladder.... "
Change his name to Mohammed. That's the way Britain is going these days and Charles sure has good feelings for islamikazis.
Sounds to me like Chuck has a bad case of Bush envy.
Hence, my original comment that he should be skipped over in favor of William.
King Fabulous I
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