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You KNOW you're a FReeper husband IF....
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| 12-24-05
| Witch
Posted on 12/24/2005 11:53:14 AM PST by The Drowning Witch
1: Your wife is at church, but YOU are staring into a computer screen.
2: You can't eat dinner before you read the DUmmie Funnies.
3: You create a username for myour wife, but she dosn't know how to turn on the computer.....
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KEYWORDS: fr; freeper; freerepublic
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To: jocon307
Merry Christmas to all! It's a peaceful evening here. May the blessings of the season and peace be upon the earth this night!
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posted on
12/24/2005 6:50:19 PM PST
by
vharlow
(http://www.vventures.net)
To: The Drowning Witch
122
posted on
12/24/2005 6:53:41 PM PST
by
Alouette
(Jew who breeds like a Catholic)
To: Larry Lucido
123
posted on
12/24/2005 8:03:39 PM PST
by
beyond the sea
(If you need a really new idea ..................... read a really old book.)
To: beyond the sea
Hey, I made it, too. Got to the mall at 4:45, parked a couple hundred yards away, nodded and smiled at fellow shoppers, walked into Marshall Field, went straight to the nearest checkout with a small line, and asked the cashier for $100.00 gift card. And picked up a box of Frango caramel chocolates to boot! Mission accomplished!
What??
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
12/24/2005 8:22:00 PM PST
by
beyond the sea
(If you need a really new idea ..................... read a really old book.)
To: The Drowning Witch
You KNOW you're a FReeper husband IF....
Your a liberal and your husband uses the FReeper message board as daily therapy knowing you don't get it and may never will.
He posts with other like minded individuals that share his philosophy.
You know he still loves you despite your leftist indoctrination.
To: All
Sorry mine kind of falls under the "you know you are married to a FReeper husband if?"
To: tiki
ooh-great idea--something to add to the menu!!!
Have a very Merry Christmas!
128
posted on
12/24/2005 10:16:53 PM PST
by
Mygirlsmom
(You can either despair that the rose bush has thorns or rejoice that the thorn bush has roses.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I wouldn't know, I'm not married!
Just nod, smile, and pretend that you're very interested. Incidentally--or perhaps, coincidentally--you may need that when your status changes! ;)
129
posted on
12/25/2005 11:30:25 AM PST
by
Das Outsider
("We have 'in God we trust' on our money and 'me first' on our hearts." ~ Adrian Rogers, 1931-2005)
To: Das Outsider
There is a small possibility that you could be nearly right....
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posted on
12/25/2005 11:33:22 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
There is a small possibility that you could be nearly right....
I was sort of almost thinking of considering that myself.
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posted on
12/25/2005 11:35:06 AM PST
by
Das Outsider
("We have 'in God we trust' on our money and 'me first' on our hearts." ~ Adrian Rogers, 1931-2005)
To: cyborg; Petronski
Petronski is laying on my bed about five feet away from me reading this thread! LOL LOL! It's prob a good thing I'm single - FR get's my undivided attention....
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posted on
12/25/2005 11:42:36 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Das Outsider
I almost nearly thought that you were probably going somewhat say that.
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posted on
12/25/2005 11:44:08 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: All
You know....when your husband unable to reach you by phone sends you a Freepmail...
When during arguments he hreatens to have the ISP cut off
When you find you really don't argue anyways, because, well let's be honest, all that valuable free time and energy could be spent freepin' (:
Merry Christmas all...
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posted on
12/25/2005 11:47:55 AM PST
by
riri
To: sauropod
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