[Extreme Vanity] Foods that catalyze Testostrone production

Me | December 22, 2005 | ExcurionGuy84

[ExcursionGuy84]

Hey, A thought has been swirling through my head and I wnna let it out:

Are there any foods, minerals or vitamins that actually help the human produce or catalyze the male hormone we all now as Testosterone?

If anyone is or knows a nutritionist/herbalist, 1000 extra pints, I mean, points to you.

This is a serious question but I'll accept any & all replies.

*zips up asbestos suit*

[ExcursionGuy84]

Don't smoke.

Done. Done. Done.

[ExcursionGuy84]

Bill Frist, is that you?

No...it's a bird, it's a plane-NO...it's....ME, Jonathan CHarles Deeb.

[ExcursionGuy84]

Can I get a second opinion, Doctor?

[Plutarch]

This isn't a food, and will not catalyze testosterone, but it will definitely increase testosterone levels. If your blood levels are low, your doctor can Rx it.

[ExcursionGuy84]

odorless pheromone exudes when you sweat during/after exercise which women pick up on unconsciously.,/i>

You sure? My Mom can't even take even a smear of a whiff of my b.o. and you say physical exercise is a pick-up?

[ExcursionGuy84]

You're gonna hate me then

*loud buzzer sounds*

Jesus said to love ALL people--even those whom we'd consider enemies...and you are not my enemy; I love you, man.

[MikefromOhio]

LOL


well you said you were a virgin and given the subject of this thread, well, I couldn't resist :)

[ExcursionGuy84]

In the words of Moe Howard:

"Oh a Wise-Guy, eh?"

[MikefromOhio]

heh yep. :)

[fqued]

a tipof my cowboy hat to her

[MikefromOhio]

LOL

[Melas]

You had to know someone was going to ask why. So, why?

[TC Rider]

Yippy ti yi yo ki yay!

[justshutupandtakeit]

As long as you stay healthy there is little to worry about.

[MikefromOhio]

LOL!!!

[VOA]

bump

[Melas]

Atkins is great if you're inactive to lightly active. However, Atkins is a surefire way to breaking your body down if you're moderately active to highly active. Active people simply need carbs and lots of them.

I actually gain weight in the colder months even though I cut my calorie consumption down to around 2000 calories a day. In warm weather when I'm cycling a great deal, I'll eat anywhere from 4000 to 5000 calories a day, with 90% of it being carbs, and I'll still manage to lose a pound or two here and there.

I can't count the times I've come across folks who have just bought a bicycle to help them lose weight, and who are also on Atkins. The results are almost always disasterous.

[BuglerTex]

Marry wisely and well. Check out what her mother and grandmothers look like. And how they act! My Mother-in-Law is in her 80's and still a looker. Ny Goddaughter is 4 and a masterful flirt. (just to say there is a natural trait here) Needless to say one does not stay happily married for 32 years and going strong for no reason. My smart, poweful, intelligent and lovely wife makes a man out of me. (Isn't that right, Honey?)

[ExcursionGuy84]

So, why?

Nothing really special or necessary;

I just wanted to discover (in the best way I know how) if any certain foods contained active ingrediants that promoted testosterone production.

[ExcursionGuy84]

Marry wisely and well.

Well-said, Casanova, I'll do both...when the time is right for me & her.