[Extreme Vanity] Foods that catalyze Testostrone production

Me | December 22, 2005 | ExcurionGuy84

[ExcursionGuy84]

Hey, A thought has been swirling through my head and I wnna let it out:

Are there any foods, minerals or vitamins that actually help the human produce or catalyze the male hormone we all now as Testosterone?

If anyone is or knows a nutritionist/herbalist, 1000 extra pints, I mean, points to you.

This is a serious question but I'll accept any & all replies.

*zips up asbestos suit*

[Prime Choice]

Indeed. God's generous mercy is keenly felt here. It is by His blessings and the prayers of many a kind soul that I am alive today.

[Prime Choice]

I'm actually 21 years-old

Eh? Then you don't need anything to enhance what the Good Lord gave you. You are at the prime of your life. Enjoy it as it is. You won't regret it!

[ExcursionGuy84]

Consider yourself lucky

I am...blessed. Too bad my Mother's Father wasn't.

[ExcursionGuy84]

That's what condoms are for

Get Thee behind Me, Satan!

[ExcursionGuy84]

I do enjoy life...and Everything that GOD The Father has bestowed on me.

[gnarledmaw]

Maca, moreso the red than black or yellow, has been believed by herbalists to increase testosterone levels by catalyzing the production process.

Some recent research suggests that this is not so.

I would not necessarily consider the belief debunked at this point. If you are familiar with what happened with the soy/human estrogen studies then you already know why.

If you want to give it a shot then youll probably have to try growing it yourself. The products on the market are ridiculously priced, dont guarantee the strain used, and are of questionable concentrations (food reg, not pharmaceutical regs).

Not making any claims here, just responding to "any".

[PoorMuttly]

Dr. Muttly sez:

OREXIS

https://www.urbannutritioninc.com/urbaninc/?w=urban-nutrition.com&af=&pid=

[Millee]

Christmas ping..

[ExcursionGuy84]

Now Yer making my saliva sky-rocket!

*goes online to order spittoon*

[kajingawd]

steroids werk great i hear...especially if your goal is to shrink your testicles and possibly develop some kind of liver failure...other than that?...ummm, Jack Daniels and a lot of drunk women usually works for a night.

[ExcursionGuy84]

Not into steroids; I wanna live naturally, not artificially.

[kajingawd]

Then eat 'til yer full, dont lie, help others, exercise in moderation drink lots of water, do things like volunteer work...

You'll be man soon enough.

[JZelle]

Squats and deadlifts:
http://www.timinvermont.com/fitness/boosttes.htm

[Maximus of Texas]

[kidd]

Lets ask 'W':

[Recovering Hermit]

...but I'll accept any & all replies.

Do you have a choice?

[ExcursionGuy84]

I can't tell. Will You read me my Rights, Officer?

[ExcursionGuy84]

Thank-YE kindly & Graciously.

[Born to Conserve]

Um, I'm gonna assume you are male.

[ExcursionGuy84]

Hence my screen-name, NATCH.