Constitutional Wrapping Paper (re-edit/Vanity/Humor)

[Tzimisce]

(re edit from last night)

Constitutional Wrapping Paper!

Now you can live out all your left wing dreams as you shred, rip and tear your way through one of our founding documents in an attempt to get what you want! Then when you're done, toss it in the trash where it belongs!

Constitutional wrapping paper is great for all Holidays: Kwanza, Chaunaka, Ramadan, UN Day, Human Rights Day, Boxing Day and let's not forget the big holiday December is known for - New Year's Eve.

Constitutional wrapping paper is perfect for Cindy Sheehan's book, Tookie Williams book, a new pair of sandals, that new bong you've had your eye on and dozens of other gift ideas.

But that's not the best part of Constitutional wrapping paper,. Since it's made of 100% hemp just like the real Constitution, you'll never run out of joint wraps at the peace march!

So buy Constitutional wrapping paper this holiday season. We're donating a dollar from every sale to Pacisfists for France. Coming soon to an organic store near you!

[Gordongekko909]

I don't think gifts are given at Kwaanza. It was started by a Marxist, so I imagine it would be anti-consumerism.

[colchicine]

What a shock the liberals alreay use the constitution as toilet paper what makes this any less degrading?

[mylife]

Now you can live out all your left wing dreams as you shred, rip and tear your way through one of our founding documents in an attempt to get what you want! Then when you're done, toss it in the trash where it belongs!

Classic! Thanks for the Laff