If God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts.
Jockey's, no way.. its in the buff or nothing baby...
Posted on 12/14/2005 11:56:38 AM PST by TASMANIANRED
If God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts.
Jockey's, no way.. its in the buff or nothing baby...
I get my brother a flashlight every year! Other than that: anything, and I mean ANYTHING that plugs in.
Knot books are good...Final entry is rope...fits right in.
LOL...
I froze my arse off in Baghdad when I had to walk from the shower trailer to the my personal trailer in the Winter. I guess I'm getting old....
Two words, "Duct Tape."
That's what I want ... my old drill just died the other day
Then you have to buy a 100foot heavy duty extension cord or two.
Thermos...heavy duty....for the sweet tea....
Stocking Stuffers: 5-packs of shotgun ammo.
G.I. rifle magazines.
John Wayne movies on DVD.
Gift certificate for Cabelas.
Yea, my wife didn't take to kindly to "mistress" being on my Christmas list either... I don't know why.
Tag line absolutely works for me. In fact, most of the fireplaces in my house have been converted to gas, so I even have room for expansion -- Wine?
See post 68 and negotiations might reopen.
Surprised no one has mentioned the belived 3 lb beefstick from Hickery Farms.
Love it; do you suppose the author knows that a starter for a 68 Ford Fairlane will fit anything from a Falcon all the way up to an F600 dump truck?
I've was asked to make camo boxers (yes, by a hunter). : )
Ones enough for me. Now, when it comes to nightgowns or house shoes, a woman can never have too many.
Wives can be such jerks that way. I got one like that for myself with my own money (well, not exactly like that. More of a malnourished, disease wracked, west african illegal immigrant), and the very first night I came home from work she was gone! My wife says she escaped on her own, but I know she helped her.
Owl_Eagle
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
Baby. I went out last night in my underwear to get some firewood off the porch (below zero last night here in NY). Of course we live in the country but it still horrifies my city-bred wife!
Well, back to the drawing board then it looks like, huh?
That's why you're supposed to have several. That way, you always have some charged.
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