To: Billthedrill; Cyber Liberty; dead; Victoria Delsoul; Fiddlstix; Focault's Pendulum; glock rocks; ...
To: Sir Gawain
That's blobber-gobber.
3 posted on
12/13/2005 12:45:34 PM PST by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Islam Factoid:After forcing young girls to watch his men execute their fathers, Muhammad raped them.)
To: Sir Gawain
Yipes! Probably postpone it for that next shipment of X-box 360s.
4 posted on
12/13/2005 12:49:28 PM PST by
Jaded
(The truth shall set you free, but lying to yourself turns you French.)
To: Sir Gawain
That's nearly as good as Scrappleface
5 posted on
12/13/2005 12:58:18 PM PST by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help...)
To: Sir Gawain
You can't talk about looting without a reference to the greatest looter of all time - the Heineken looter from Katrina-struck New Oleans:
If you liked him in this picture, you'll love him in these: http://www.looterguy.com/images/gallery/galleryone/index.htm
6 posted on
12/13/2005 1:02:43 PM PST by
cchandler
To: Sir Gawain
"The racist media wants to make this out like it's all about stealing stuff, but it isn't," said Terr. "We will also be viciously beating some white people later on. Nothing special, you know, just some folks who wander through, maybe a truck driver or two."
Hehehehehehe, I know it's satire and it's funny as heck but it is so true. Save the hypocritical "You're a racist" rants.
7 posted on
12/13/2005 1:09:44 PM PST by
USS Alaska
(Nuke the terrorist savages - In Honor of Standing Wolf)
To: Sir Gawain
This should schnizzle a few ma nizzles
9 posted on
12/13/2005 1:38:16 PM PST by
joesnuffy
(A camel once bit my sister-we knew just what to do- gather large rocks & squash her-Mullet Ho'mar)
To: Sir Gawain
Tookie cried, whined and fussed like a little baby before he got what he had coming. More than his victims got to do. He wet his pants too.
10 posted on
12/13/2005 1:52:20 PM PST by
Bon mots
To: Sir Gawain
Right oan, right oan, brutha!!!! Thanks
12 posted on
12/13/2005 2:03:39 PM PST by
wizr
(Fear not death. Christ lives.)
To: Sir Gawain
Experienced looters know how hard it can be on your back lugging those purloined goods around town. Not to mention, it slows your getaway should some of LA's finest hazard an appearance.
Pyle O'Booty from Compton, a veteran of Watts and Rodney King, chuckles when he sees some of the footage from New Orleans. "Amateurs," he says, shaking his head. "Now see this foo?" He points to a scrawny crack addict hustling an ottoman through chest-deep flood waters. "Fust thang he shoulda looted was a boat! Ya need transpo'tation 'fo anythang else."
Wanda Rippum of South Central agrees. "Dese foo's is jist foo's. Durint' the Rodney King sales, I got 17 pairs of new stiletto heels. Problem was, they was all size 6. As you can see, I's a big, beautiful woman, so I needet a 16! Problem was, by time I got all dem shoes home, I wa'nt in any shape to make a return visit to Payless. I wisht then that I'da had the sense to jack me one of them two-wheel hand carts."
14 posted on
12/13/2005 2:28:57 PM PST by
IronJack
To: Sir Gawain; Eaker
Hmmm. Gotta upgrade the bait. Heck, I remember when a couple 8-tracks could keep things hoppin all night.
16 posted on
12/13/2005 5:56:01 PM PST by
glock rocks
("God's gift to you is life itself. What you do with it is your gift to God." - Leo Buscaglia)
To: Sir Gawain
To: Sir Gawain
"I got a plasma back in '92 and the damn thing had a wicked burn-in problem. Funny, but nobody got a plasma in '92.
19 posted on
12/13/2005 6:21:34 PM PST by
Sloth
(Freedom of speech doesn't mean the rest of us have to shut up.)
To: Sir Gawain
Art imitating life....LOL
20 posted on
12/14/2005 7:09:24 AM PST by
lovecraft
(Specialization is for insects.)
To: Sir Gawain; Bon mots
LOLOL!
Thanks for the ping!
Merry Christmas!
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