WOMEN'S BROTHEL: This stud's for you

Las Vegas Review-Journal ^ | 8 Dec 05

[rellimpank]

PAHRUMP -- She has yet to apply for a brothel license, but former "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss has moved to Nye County and revealed the identity of the first man picked to work at her Stud Farm for women in nearby Crystal.

[TC Rider]

Steve in accounting, with his wife, kids, and outwardly straight life is probably terrified of being seen anywhere near a gay bar. So pay for play, and all.

So he'd rather be seen going to a gay brothel?

[Veto!]

Joining this jokefest late but I just remembered a friend who was always chic and gorgeous and remains so at 76...She categorically refuses to "go out with" any man over 30. Somehow she still attracts them, bless her heart.

But would she pay? Appearances are everything to her--she's maddeningly superficial--so a very handsome young man might make her willing to shell out the bucks. I'll ask her.

[HitmanLV]

If he is from Cleveland Ohio, and the brothel is a short car ride away from where he is having convention fun in Las Vegas (2000+ miles away), I'd say 'yes.'

[DenverGal]

Or passing them the remote

[Crawdad]

The workers comp claims are going to be fun.

[laney]

Is that like the Ludacris song:


I GOT H**S in different AREA CODES? LOL...

[Snardius]

So he'd rather be seen going to a gay brothel?

No matter where you are in the world, if you're doing something you shouldn't, you'll run into someone you know.

[najida]

Saddam?

That you?

[EX52D]

What comes around, goes around, right?

[Snardius]

But I already have a firmly established customer base!

Wow! How'd you get that picture to look so realistic...like you were right there and all?

[DonGrafico]

Lester, here's our first customer. Make her feel special.

[Snardius]

You think about Baseball

That seems to work until I'm rounding third headed for home...

[VegasVic]

Holy Underwear! Cattle stampeded!? Women and children blown to bits!? We've got to do something! We've got to keep our phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen! Harumph! Harumph! Harumph!

I didn't get a Harumph outta that guy.

[TC Rider]

No matter where you are in the world, if you're doing something you shouldn't, you'll run into someone you know.

Three Religious Truths

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store

[peacebaby]

"59 minutes of foreplay and then "VOILA"!"

Remember, fellows, 2 hours of begging does not constitute foreplay.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Like listen ???

C'mon, they're only paying $250/hour.

[ladiesview61]

Hey NO FAIR!! If this was the other way around, there'd be tons of hot chicks on here..show more hot guys!

[Junior]

Where can I get an application?

[Snardius]

...2 hours of begging does not constitute foreplay

You mean I have to change after all these years?

[Millee]

Hi ladiesview!

Have you had the pleasure of meeting the Queen of the Hunky Man Parade, najida? What I can come up with is chickenfeed compared to naj's collection.

najida, would you care to give her (and us) a demonstration?