Posted on 11/23/2005 9:37:58 AM PST by smoothsailing
Thanksgiving Dinner Family Debate: Liberals vs. Conservatives
By Chris Davis
Nov 23, 2005
Thanksgiving is here! Many people are preparing for that feast of turkey, dressing and pumpkin pie. Some are packing clothes and making plans for their flight or drive. Others, though, are spending time with friends and family, recalling the fond memories of better days during their childhoods.
But most conservatives, however, are gearing up for that once a year visit from their liberal Uncle Phil or Aunt Sally. Amidst the conversation, they'll be forced—through dirty looks from their spouses or a gentle hand placed on the knee—to ignore the claims of the illegitimate war in Iraq and on terror. They will grit their teeth when their liberal relative drifts down memory lane and proclaims that Franklin D. Roosevelt was the greatest President of the United States.
They'll choke down peas, dressing and turkey as they hear the same old refrains about how everything wrong in America is Bush's fault. They'll have that extra glass of wine when their liberal counterparts start spouting about how Roosevelt would've saved America as he did with the New Deal. They'll be subjected to endless tales of wastelands and soup lines, and how, in FDR's infinite wisdom, he brought prosperity to the country.
And when conservatives have stomached enough, they'll remind their liberal relatives how in the first year of the New Deal, Roosevelt proposed spending $10 billion while revenues were only $3 billion, and how, between 1933 and 1936, government expenditures rose by more than 83 percent as federal debt skyrocketed by 73 percent.
They'll remind their relatives about how Roosevelt created the first entitlement in 1935 with Social Security, and how he strangled a free market economy with a minimum wage law in 1938, hurting the very people he was proposing to help: the poor, the unskilled and minorities, by putting them out of work. They'll attempt to explain how Roosevelt raised income taxes on corporate dividends, and they'll also remind their relatives why, if F.D.R. was such a great president, it took him so long to bring the country out of depression.
And in their Thanksgiving struggle, conservatives will fail to convince their relatives, because in their relatives' minds, FDR's honor will not be impugned. He was far too great a president and is not to be besmirched on this day of Thanksgiving, a day when there are millions of needy poor in America. They'll have another glass of wine as their beloved liberal lectures them on Bush spending more money on Iraq children than American children. They'll keep harmony until their relatives have gone home and they return to their jobs.
They'll go to work and drive America like they always do. They'll perform at their very best while their liberal coworkers complain about how their greedy boss is sticking it to them and how he or she isn't paying them enough. They'll advance up the corporate ladder, and get job after job done while their liberal coworkers are worrying about a flu pandemic.
Conservatives, in their indefatigable diligence, will keep the American economy moving, advocating for more of their own money and less government intrusion. They'll turn on their radios, log on the internet and call their favorite talk show hosts in support of America's finest that are deployed across the globe.
They'll support the war on terror, remembering the words of Patrick Henry, "If we wish to be free, if we mean to preserve inviolate those inestimable privileges for which we have been so long contending, if we mean not basely to abandon the noble struggle in which we have been so long engaged, and which we have pledged ourselves never to abandon until the glorious object of our contest shall be obtained we must fight!"
And when the Democrats start calling for a withdrawal of troops in Iraq, conservatives will remember the words of President George Washington, "Let us therefore animate and encourage each other, and show the world that a free man, contending for his liberty on his own ground, is superior to any slavish mercenary on earth."
They'll advocate for the Nativity scene as America nears Christmas. They'll suffer through liberal indignation when a Christmas tree goes up in the middle of town. They'll tell their children about Santa, never forgetting about the real meaning of Christmas: the birth of Jesus Christ.
When liberals are having temper tantrums about the separation of church and state, conservatives will remember the words of John Adams, "We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge, or gallantry, would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other."
Most of all, conservatives will remember the words of Daniel Webster, "God grants liberty only to those who love it, and are always ready to guard and defend it."
It is conservatives that I am thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day, November 24, 2005, these men and women that love liberty, the men and women that use the Constitution as a guide, never forgetting its principles in their daily lives, and holding their senators and congressmen's feet to the fire.
These conservatives come in all races, colors, creeds and worship different religions. They are, at their very essence, the heart of America. They perform their duties with unabashed vigor. They represent the best America has to offer and keep coming back for more. They come from all walks of life, and hold patriotism sacred. They are never what the mainstream media covers, but are what America is and what it should always strive to be. They personify every notion the Founding Fathers had for America.
They are represented by men like Rush Limbaugh—a man that execute liberal lies with impunity, brandishing an army of 20 million listeners. They are also represented by men like Tom DeLay—a congressman fighting tyranny in the Travis County District Attorney's office, and by Congressman Mike Pence, trying to cut pork in a bloated budget.
They are exemplified by women like Ann Coulter—an author that destroys liberal lies with her brand of conservative truth. They are molded in men like David Limbaugh, fighting against the liberal persecution of Christianity, and in men like Tim Marvin, a business genius that only longs to return to the concepts of America's core: conservatism. They are best represented in the new media by Free Republic, a forum dedicated to ending socialism and tyranny's grasp on America.
On this Thanksgiving Day, I am truly thankful for all the conservative men and women that make a difference in America. They should be saluted for wishing to return to the concepts of the Founding Fathers. They should be respected and admired for admonishing liberals at every turn in the road.
And they should be thanked for fighting the good fight, a fight to return to our American roots.
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Chris Davis is the author of Elective Decisions and In Defense of Liberty, two political thrillers from the Whiskey Creek Press.
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Then your kinder, gentler genes have prevailed. In my house, you went to dinner armed for argument. And all 11 of us were on the same side.
LOL! Actually, not when it comes to food. It's only a problem when it's a non human animal. :-)
Also please use a meat thermometer to make sure that there's no salmonella risk. :-) Please? We would like you and your family to stay healthy
Woooooooow. We have one liberal in a family of conservatives, so he has to keep his mouth shut. OTOH, the upcoming generation is a bunch of skulls full of mush.
Before that, when we lived in Colorado it was a loopy cousin of mine who'd do nothing but bitch and moan about the evils of eating meat all day. Eventually, we resorted to threats of duct-taping a turkey leg in her mouth to shut her up, and she found other holiday destinations.
"turducken"
turd................
heh heh uhhhhh.....heh heh heh
Maybe go an alternate route (inspired by the Tofurkey): turn the heat down, do a pure vegan meal, play AirAmerica on netradio, do some yoga or crossdressing instead of TV, say a Wiccan blessing before the meal, etc.
We place a small American flag amd a miniature Christmas tree on the table and say a prayer for the commander in chief, all the troops, and for their continued success before we allow our liberal relatives to stick their forks in. Pre-emptive strikes that usually keep them quiet.
I was told that if I call my inlaws marxists one more time my wife is going to divorce me.
hehe..wondered what being single would be like after 16 years.
My problem isn't an aunt or an uncle.
Will do! Go Navy!
bump
I'm going to be very nice and not respond to her taunts; I just couldn't do it to my dad.
But I won't let her spew either. We're figuring out how to handle her today and Mr. Peach is VERY firm and no one messes with him. LOL
Beautifully done, Chris. I share in what you are grateful for.
lol. Smoothsailing, you'll share that with Chris, right?
I am sure between the two of you, you will figure out how to deal with her :-)
I do hope that you and your husband will have a good time, which will be something that your father will be glad for as well :-).
Same deal with the vegan cousin. I don't even think she likes veggies. She just likes arguing and making everyone else uncomfortable. I wouldn't be suprised if she ate cheeseburgers when people weren't looking.
LOL! I can appreciate that, being Irish myself!!
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