ROFL! How did I ever manage to *not* run across that before?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
7. What causes earthquakes?
A. Intense heat in the Earth's core causes platelets to collide, thereby shaking and splitting the ground above.
B. God inflicts earthquakes on sinners when he is really angry.
8. Why do rivers and springs sometimes dry up?
A. Quite simply, this is the product of the sin of those nearby.
B. The condensation of moisture from the bodies of water into the atmosphere outstrips the amount of rain needed to replenish the bodies.