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US Troops Prepare to Deploy to Maintain Order in Paris - satire
November 02, 2005
| No Longer Free State
Posted on 11/02/2005 4:51:58 PM PST by No Longer Free State
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Career CIA burrocrats contributed heavily to this report, so think twice before you choose whether or not to believe it.
To: No Longer Free State
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posted on
11/02/2005 4:54:24 PM PST
by
TSchmereL
("Rust but terrify.")
To: TSchmereL
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posted on
11/02/2005 4:55:24 PM PST
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(Honest officer, I wasn't speeding.....I was qualifying)
To: No Longer Free State
France, meanwhile, refuses to provide troops citing the lack of a UN mandate for establishing order on its own soil.
ROFL!!! Priceless!!!
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posted on
11/02/2005 4:55:57 PM PST
by
frankiep
To: No Longer Free State
The only reason why the rioting has lasted so long is because the French Government can't figure out who to surrender to.
To: No Longer Free State
Here's the key line that exposes this story as a fraud:
He further stated the reason for the burgeoning deployment is that the President fears the lack of stability in France may ultimately lead to unrest in the entire region.
Like we'd care.
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posted on
11/02/2005 4:59:28 PM PST
by
Brilliant
To: No Longer Free State
The Un is reportedly talking about forming a commission to draft a resolution about discussing events that are allegedly taking place in France today. ( High ranking Official wishes to remain anonymous due to the sensative nature of this topic.)
In other news, the Arab league has drafted a strict condemnation of the French for using chemical WMD in a mosque. Fatwah forthcoming.
To: txroadkill
They should try surrendering to the Germans, they have experience with it already.
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posted on
11/02/2005 5:00:18 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
To: No Longer Free State; LucyJo; TAdams8591; GOPJ; Chena; SE Mom; Pukin Dog; F15Eagle; ...
PING
Busy day for beloved, he has added another to his writings. His talent's continue to amaze me.
-FMC
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posted on
11/02/2005 5:02:14 PM PST
by
Former Military Chick
(I salute all our Vets, those who walked before me and all those who walk after me.)
To: No Longer Free State
The really funny thing is that the French ARE getting tough with the rioters. We usually let our run their course, so as not to offend them.
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posted on
11/02/2005 5:02:14 PM PST
by
umgud
(Comment removed by poster before moderator could get to it)
To: writer33
FYI to one who know's satire
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posted on
11/02/2005 5:04:15 PM PST
by
Former Military Chick
(I salute all our Vets, those who walked before me and all those who walk after me.)
To: No Longer Free State
Thanks, I enjoyed this immensely.
To: GeorgiaDawg32
You are obviously a man of very few words,
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posted on
11/02/2005 5:04:35 PM PST
by
TSchmereL
("Rust but terrify.")
To: No Longer Free State
he was taken away by his handlers who told us he was late for a formal straight-jacket fitting. LMAO!!! Handlers
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posted on
11/02/2005 5:06:00 PM PST
by
Fruitbat
To: umgud
The really funny thing is that the French ARE getting tough with the rioters. We usually let our run their course, so as not to offend them. Baloney! Rubber bullets? Please. When they start using flame throwers and real bullets from 30 caliber weapons, then they're getting serious.
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posted on
11/02/2005 5:07:07 PM PST
by
Fruitbat
To: No Longer Free State
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posted on
11/02/2005 5:13:55 PM PST
by
wagglebee
("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
To: No Longer Free State; Former Military Chick
Very funny. Keep up the good work.
Thanks for the ping FMC. Well worth the read.
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posted on
11/02/2005 5:22:47 PM PST
by
G.Mason
To: No Longer Free State
Very funny!
Contacts in the office of UN Secretary General Kofi Anan claim he opposes the mission because, "France is too corrupt for even us to profit from this opportunity."
The anonymous U.N. source continued: "Besides, as per U.N. Resolution 441, France is first obligated to alleviate their domestic disruptions by locking them into un-airconditioned homes in high summer and leaving for three week's vacation. The French have not yet utilized all means of peaceful dispersal."
While planning and mobilization continue, the deployment may be delayed by US Europpean Command planners' inability to develop a viable exit strategy that would leave behind a democratic nation upon US forces' departure.
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posted on
11/02/2005 5:46:20 PM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
(Wet Burqa Contest Winner)
To: Former Military Chick
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posted on
11/02/2005 6:29:59 PM PST
by
Gucho
To: txroadkill
Now THAT's funny. Love it.
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posted on
11/02/2005 6:55:14 PM PST
by
No Longer Free State
(No event has just one cause, no person has just one motive, no action has just the intended effect.)
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