[No Longer Free State]

Career CIA burrocrats contributed heavily to this report, so think twice before you choose whether or not to believe it.

[TSchmereL]

I hate Eurodhimmis.

[frankiep]

France, meanwhile, refuses to provide troops citing the lack of a UN mandate for establishing order on its own soil.

ROFL!!! Priceless!!!

[txroadkill]

The only reason why the rioting has lasted so long is because the French Government can't figure out who to surrender to.

[Brilliant]

Here's the key line that exposes this story as a fraud:

He further stated the reason for the burgeoning deployment is that the President fears the lack of stability in France may ultimately lead to unrest in the entire region.

Like we'd care.

[BlueStateDepression]

The Un is reportedly talking about forming a commission to draft a resolution about discussing events that are allegedly taking place in France today. ( High ranking Official wishes to remain anonymous due to the sensative nature of this topic.)

In other news, the Arab league has drafted a strict condemnation of the French for using chemical WMD in a mosque. Fatwah forthcoming.

[Former Military Chick]

PING

Busy day for beloved, he has added another to his writings. His talent's continue to amaze me.

-FMC

[umgud]

The really funny thing is that the French ARE getting tough with the rioters. We usually let our run their course, so as not to offend them.

[Former Military Chick]

FYI to one who know's satire

[GUN TOTING TOAD KILLER]

Thanks, I enjoyed this immensely.

[Fruitbat]

he was taken away by his handlers who told us he was late for a formal straight-jacket fitting.

LMAO!!! Handlers

[wagglebee]

[Titan Magroyne]

Very funny!

Contacts in the office of UN Secretary General Kofi Anan claim he opposes the mission because, "France is too corrupt for even us to profit from this opportunity."

The anonymous U.N. source continued: "Besides, as per U.N. Resolution 441, France is first obligated to alleviate their domestic disruptions by locking them into un-airconditioned homes in high summer and leaving for three week's vacation. The French have not yet utilized all means of peaceful dispersal."

While planning and mobilization continue, the deployment may be delayed by US Europpean Command planners' inability to develop a viable exit strategy that would leave behind a democratic nation upon US forces' departure.

[FreedomPoster]

lol ping

[Chena]

Computer, $1,500; Internet service, $20; satire article from No Longer Free State, PRICELESS!!

ROFL!!!! I just HAVE to save this and forward it to family and friends, even enemies. With your permission, of course. Please, please, can I, can I????

Thanks for the ping, FMC. You, and your beloved, ROCK! :)

[Billthedrill]

"Hang on there, Frenchies! We'll save Paris!"

[GreyFriar]

Ping

[antiantiamericans]

Iran announced today that they would support the muslim population in France. They will be providing troops and supplies for operation "Easy Cheese".

[Red6]

This is good! :) Pretty creative and funny.

Red6

[NYTexan]

Pinging the usual suspects!



(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me know!)

[COUNTrecount]

A staffer for a prominent, drunk democrat Senator from a New England state immediately claimed the deployment was Bush administration retribution for France supporting virtually the rest of the world's assessment that Saddam Hussein had WMD before the invasion of Iraq.

Not HIM !!