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Not in My Neighbor's Backyard
L.A. Times ^ | 10/25/05 | Martha Groves

Posted on 10/26/2005 7:14:37 AM PDT by Millee

The mansionization battle rustling the leaves of North Barrington Avenue is something new even for Brentwood.

It's a dispute not over a 12,000-square-foot neo-Tudor monster or a towering modernist cube, but over a backyard treehouse for an 18-month-old girl.

This being Brentwood, of course, the edifice at issue is no ordinary treehouse. When Les Firestein, a television producer, and his wife, Gwyn Lurie, a screenwriter, wanted to do something really special for their daughter, Sydney, they enlisted their friend Roderick Wolgamott Romero.

Romero is a renowned builder of elaborate treehouses for such celebrities as Sting and Donna Karan. His work can be found in the "fantasy gift" section of this year's Neiman Marcus holiday catalog. Beginning price: $50,000.

In the backyard of the Firestein-Lurie home, which sits on a tree-studded half-acre north of Sunset Boulevard, Romero and his buddies built a roughly 10-foot-by-10-foot structure of reclaimed wood, salvaged windows and vintage stained glass from Buenos Aires that would quicken the heart of any fun-loving child or parent.

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"We just want to make this a magical place," he said. "It's as if the city has come in and said: 'We're outlawing magic.'

How'd this guy father a child???
1 posted on 10/26/2005 7:14:37 AM PDT by Millee
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To: Millee

The surrogate fatherhood program..


2 posted on 10/26/2005 7:17:38 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: Millee
He sounds like a magic fairy. But I suppose he's heterosexual.

That being said, I'd bet good money that if Adam and Steve were shacked up at this address, and adopted a child, and built a treehouse ... there'd be no complaints at all.

3 posted on 10/26/2005 7:18:52 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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Elitist battle ground, like the windmills offshore from splash.


4 posted on 10/26/2005 7:21:51 AM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: Millee
These clowns clearly haven't been paying their fair share in taxes.I think a love letter from the IRS announcing that they've been chosen to receive a "special assessment" of $50 million,payable within 30 days,would be in order.

Of course,it would be FOR THE CHILDREN

5 posted on 10/26/2005 7:23:32 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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Heck he gave her a boy's name too!

That is going to be one screwed up girl.

Just my opinion of course.


6 posted on 10/26/2005 7:24:19 AM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: Millee

The burning question I have is "what the heck does 18 month old need with a treehouse???" Sounds more like a parental fantasy to me.


7 posted on 10/26/2005 7:26:20 AM PDT by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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To: BenLurkin

Don't underestimate your opinion here : )


8 posted on 10/26/2005 7:30:46 AM PDT by calrighty (Taglines for sale or let......1 liners 50 cents! C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
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To: Millee

"Les Firestein, a television producer, and his wife, Gwyn Lurie, a screenwriter"

They sound like perpeTRAITORS of Lolliwood garbage.


9 posted on 10/26/2005 7:32:56 AM PDT by RoadTest ((And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven. (Mat. 23:9))
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"How'd this guy father a child???"

His wife may have used someone else to provide the "pixie dust."

10 posted on 10/26/2005 7:36:10 AM PDT by hometoroost (TSA = Thousands Standing Around)
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"Heck he gave her a boy's name too!

That is going to be one screwed up girl.
"

Hmmm....

Sydney, spelled with two "y"s is almost exclusively a girl's name. Sidney, with an "i" is the man's name.

Sydney is in the top quarter of girls names in popularity. Guess you're off a little on this one.

Lots of Girls running around your local middle school with the name of Sydney. Heather and Brittany are also pretty popular these days.


11 posted on 10/26/2005 7:37:06 AM PDT by MineralMan (godless atheist)
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Taylor and Tyler are often used in the same way. I've met both boys and sirls with both names. It's gotta be tough having to explain your way through life.


12 posted on 10/26/2005 7:42:25 AM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Millee

"How'd this guy father a child???"

That part isn't too hard based on what I've seen producing offspring.


13 posted on 10/26/2005 7:43:40 AM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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"I've met both boys and sirls with both names. It's gotta be tough having to explain your way through life."

Oh, I don't really think so. There are lots of names that are used for both boys and girls. As long as it's common to use a name for both, it causes little confusion. It's only when you use a name that isn't commonly used for both that you get into trouble.

Calling a boy Alice or a girl Richard would cause a problem. Sydney or Sidney, on the other hand, won't cause any problems for either a girl or a boy.

It really doesn't matter. Remember Michael Learned? She seemed to do OK with a man's name.


14 posted on 10/26/2005 7:46:18 AM PDT by MineralMan (godless atheist)
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To: Millee

 

They could've had this beauty for only a grand...(click on the image).

 

15 posted on 10/26/2005 7:49:55 AM PDT by Fintan (If this tagline lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult a physician.)
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To: Millee
I'm new at the Papa-Game so please indulge this disabled Village Idiot while I brag a bit.

I adopted my nieces and nephews a few years ago. It's been a challenge for us all . . . both financially and culturally because of my disabilities and my lifelong bachelor-hood.

My youngest's thirteenth birthday was in August. I heard her talking to her older sister a couple of months ago about some name-brand sneakers she "would die for." I saved my pennies and bought her the shoes for her birthday.

A week later she was an hour late coming home from school. We live only three blocks from school so the children walk to and from class. I WAS FRANTIC!! All kinds of sordid thoughts were ping-ponging around in my noodle!

I sometimes have to use a wheelchair and, after calling the local police, I rolled back and forth to her shool twice looking for her. I was about to call the FBI . . . LOL, though I didn't think it funny at the time . . . when a friend called, saying my child was safe and with her. My friend is an assistant manager at the local WalMart.

My eldest and I loaded up and sped to WalMart . . . it's about two miles from our home.

When we arrived, my soon-to-be-grounded-for-life daughter was waiting patiently by the information counter . . . loaded down with four shoe boxes my friend said she refused to put down.

The little stinker had walked to WalMart!! It's on a busy highway! I was boiling mad.

Then . . . I went from a volcano about to explode to a wimpering old Village Idiot in seconds.

My lovely child has good ears as well . . . she heard me and my eldest daughter discussing finances one time.

This Beautifu Blessing had taken back her $100+ shoes to WalMart and bought her and her three brothers and sisters all new pairs of school shoes. The little snot had even stolen a pair of each of her brothers and sisters shoes so she would know what size to get everyone.

So . . . maybe some folks have to buy their children $50,000 treehouses to feel good. My youngest made me feel like a REAL DAD and I only spent about twenty-five bucks a child.

I HAVE THE ABSOLUTE BEST CHILDREN IN THE WORLD!!!

Remember . . . LOL . . . I asked for your indulgement in the very first sentence of this novel.

16 posted on 10/26/2005 8:11:59 AM PDT by geedee (Most people don't really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility and courage.)
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Indulgement granted. What a lovely story.

17 posted on 10/26/2005 8:16:50 AM PDT by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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Wow! This thing is bigger and fancier than my first two apartments!

Rumor has it that it has been valued at $ 800,000 and over a dozen realtors have already approached him to sell it for him...

18 posted on 10/26/2005 8:25:45 AM PDT by pabianice
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To: Millee

Magic?


19 posted on 10/26/2005 8:27:58 AM PDT by MortMan (Eschew Obfuscation)
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Richard Fleming, the couple's next-door neighbor and a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, was not amused.

He feared that children could perch in this aerie and look in on him and his wife in their backyard pool and hot tub.

There's the crux of the issue, right there. The neighbors are in the habit of getting naked in the back yard, and are turning to the Law as a substitute for modesty.

20 posted on 10/26/2005 8:33:32 AM PDT by Physicist
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