Anyone want to bet the driver of the car is a FReeper?
To: buickmackane
Uh oh. I can see registration requirements, background checks, and waiting periods before one can purchase a cup of coffee...plus a lawsuit by the perp for his injuries b/c he was simply asking for directions to the local church to volunteer at the orphanage rather than engaged in a carjacking.
2 posted on
10/22/2005 12:53:50 AM PDT by
peyton randolph
(Warning! It is illegal to fatwah a camel in all 50 states)
To: buickmackane
slammed the car door into the carjacker's legs, threw the coffee at his neck and face and wrestled him to the groundFeel good moment of my morning.
3 posted on
10/22/2005 12:53:56 AM PDT by
Flyer
(My FReeper Friends ROCK!)
To: buickmackane
Hot coffee will teach a lesson to an uninvited intruder. Mess around at your own risk.
("Denny Crane: Gun Control? For Communists. She's a liberal. Can't hunt.")
4 posted on
10/22/2005 12:55:04 AM PDT by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: buickmackane
Good job. Next time at least shoot the bum. Say the gun accidentally went off.
5 posted on
10/22/2005 1:01:53 AM PDT by
Bon mots
To: buickmackane
The carjacker will sue the business for making the coffee too hot and the driver for loss of income from his aborted carjacking career.
To: buickmackane
Why does this make all the news? Crimes are foiled by citizens with guns all the time but it gets scant or no mention in the media. But when coffee is used, we hear about it.
7 posted on
10/22/2005 2:59:15 AM PDT by
doubleA
To: buickmackane
Never bring a gun to a hot coffee fight.
9 posted on
10/22/2005 3:07:57 AM PDT by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: buickmackane
"Smith had a convincing way of getting a quick ride across Gotham this time of night. He appeared from the shadows with a tap of his left index finger upon the driver's window. His right hand pointed his stainless Colt Anaconda at Jones....
but...
Smith didn't count on a mark who was greased lightning with a Starbucks Tall....
It was a showdown...a flashback to the OK Corral...
Smith found out a hard truth of gunplay in the Naked City...
You can be fast...but there's always someone faster."
To: buickmackane
Anyone want to bet the driver of the car is a FReeper? I was thinking a Cosa Nostra.
18 posted on
10/22/2005 5:03:59 AM PDT by
bkepley
To: buickmackane
Oh Thank Heaven For ......
21 posted on
10/22/2005 5:22:15 AM PDT by
Dallas59
(“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
To: buickmackane
Cream and sugar??
Or do you feel lucky??
22 posted on
10/22/2005 5:59:19 AM PDT by
wildehunt
(I told them they'd need horses...)
To: buickmackane
He wasn't before, but he is now. Thanks for the support guys.
28 posted on
10/24/2005 7:34:21 PM PDT by
mokatal
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