[goldstategop]

Hot coffee will teach a lesson to an uninvited intruder. Mess around at your own risk.

("Denny Crane: Gun Control? For Communists. She's a liberal. Can't hunt.")

[sheikdetailfeather]

I love it. I remember some little old ladies telling me that if they heard someone breaking into their home, they would plug the iron in and heat it up good and use it. Yikes! think of the evidence. Someone with a red brand the shape of an iron on their backside.