As an American citizen, you deserve better treatment, and I am thoroughly embarrassed and OUTRAGED your wife and you had to go through this.
NordP
Posted on 10/17/2005 12:38:22 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
WASHINGTON --He is "the architect" who steered George W. Bush to victory four times, twice as Texas governor and twice as president.
But can Karl Rove organize his own garage? Can the master of Bush's political planning figure out where to put the ladders, paint cans and cardboard boxes?
Rove's wife, Darby, raised the white garage door one morning last week to show journalists outside the million-dollar brick home that the deputy chief of staff, assistant to the president and senior adviser wasn't home. All the interest came on the eve of his testimony Friday before a grand jury investigating who in the White House might have revealed the identity of a CIA operative.
There was no car in the garage. And the stuff left behind turned out not to be much different from what gathers dust inside most American garages.
The inventory, seen from outside:
--Some cardboard file boxes stacked one on top of the other, labeled "Box 6," "Box 4" and what appears to be "Box 7." No sign of boxes 1, 2, 3 and 5.
--What appear to be paint cans stacked alongside a folded, folding chair.
--A rather large wood crate marked "FRAGILE" and painted with arrows indicating which way is up. On top of the crate, two coolers.
--A tall aluminum ladder.
--A snow shovel leaned in front of another cardboard box.
(Excerpt) Read more at boston.com ...
They didn't find the Acme Instant Flood Pills or the Acme Levee-Buster Dynamite?
I bet there's an Awesemo 2000 in there somewhere.
As an American citizen, you deserve better treatment, and I am thoroughly embarrassed and OUTRAGED your wife and you had to go through this.
NordP
Karl....birthday buddy of mine - Capricorns are more organized than this!" (/smirk)
"I was busy posting it when he mentioned the story. He did not mention there was no QuakeOtron 2000 nor StormOtron 2000. It breaks my heart he didn't mention this fact."
""No mention of the Levee Blaster 3000 either.""
They are all at the JiffyLube getting their oil changed.
Although superficially harmless and even silly, stories like this do tell us a lot about the media's obsessions and fantasies.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1504047/posts
LOL!
This is just sick.
Sick.
I bet Chris Matthews talks about this tonight!
Here is Rove's DemDoofusComm Control panel, from which he caused John Kerry to self-destruct...
He can actually get his car in there?
Boy, we sure can't!
You'll have to tell me if Chrissy mentions this. We're not a Neilsen home anymore, but I still can;'t bring myself to watch him.
A whole 4,000 signatures. That's pitiful.
Even if that garage was empty, you could barely fit a full sized luxury car in there. I've got a 2 car garage, and was able to fit a mid-sized sedan, a small 4 door sports car, and a small pickup truck in it (during a hail storm this summer) with little room to spare.
It is pathetic. It just shows how low journalism has gone these days.
ROFLOL!!
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