Karl Rove's garage proves to be typical (No sign of QuakOtron 2000 or StormOtron 2000)

Boston.com/ap ^ | 17 Oct 2005 | Darlene Supervill

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

WASHINGTON --He is "the architect" who steered George W. Bush to victory four times, twice as Texas governor and twice as president.

But can Karl Rove organize his own garage? Can the master of Bush's political planning figure out where to put the ladders, paint cans and cardboard boxes?

Rove's wife, Darby, raised the white garage door one morning last week to show journalists outside the million-dollar brick home that the deputy chief of staff, assistant to the president and senior adviser wasn't home. All the interest came on the eve of his testimony Friday before a grand jury investigating who in the White House might have revealed the identity of a CIA operative.

There was no car in the garage. And the stuff left behind turned out not to be much different from what gathers dust inside most American garages.

The inventory, seen from outside:

--Some cardboard file boxes stacked one on top of the other, labeled "Box 6," "Box 4" and what appears to be "Box 7." No sign of boxes 1, 2, 3 and 5.

--What appear to be paint cans stacked alongside a folded, folding chair.

--A rather large wood crate marked "FRAGILE" and painted with arrows indicating which way is up. On top of the crate, two coolers.

--A tall aluminum ladder.

--A snow shovel leaned in front of another cardboard box.

[XJarhead]

This "report" sounds like a mission for Geraldo....

"And, uh, over here, we seem to have an empty glass bottle of some kind...."

[Mo1]

Yep and there is a picture too .. LOL!

http://www.drudgereport.com/

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

[roses of sharon]

OMG, I was just kidding!!!

[Mo1]

Here is the picture

[Mo1]

for a "the million-dollar brick home" .. that's not a very big garage

[onyx]

Bottom feeders.

I wonder what they hoped to see?

[Holicheese]

A box marked "FRAGILE" huh. Must be from italy!

[goresalooza]

The Hurricane-o-tron is missing...so is the Super Chad Vacuum. Ditto those megasized Florida minority roadblocks that Jeb Bush puts out for elections, wonder where they are hiding all this stuff now?

[Holicheese]

I wonder what is in that box????

[dead]

They don't know where he parks the heavy equipment.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Any chance we can learn what's in Hillary's closet?

[Tennessee_Bob]

Actually - the StormOtron^tm is in the 7^th level underneath my standalone garage. I'm billing Halliburton $1.4 million per month to keep it there, but that's ok, because it comes out of the Illuminautus trust fund.

[dead]

The new model controls hurricanes and elections.

[onyx]

LOL!!!!!

[DeFault User]

That's the garage of a million dollar home?

That must be a $50,000 ladder in there.

[You Dirty Rats]

Any chance we can learn what's in Hillary's closet?

We already know -- Hillary. She hasn't come out yet.

[EllaMinnow]

Some cardboard file boxes stacked one on top of the other, labeled "Box 6," "Box 4" and what appears to be "Box 7." No sign of boxes 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Missing boxes? Oh no, what a scandal!

[FreedomCalls]

for a "the million-dollar brick home" .. that's not a very big garage

*Sigh* A million dollars just doesn't go as far as it used to anymore.