Have you seen this awesome T-Shirt?
http://www.ussoccerstore.com/us50205847.html
I ordered mine yesterday.
Sweet shirt at your link.
Have you seen the Big Wuss one: http://www.4specialtygifts.com/imagessoc/ST2.jpg
In Soccer
There Are No Timeouts
There Are No Helmets
No Shoulders Pads
No Commercial Breaks
No Halftime Extravaganza
So If That's What You Need
Go Play Football
You Big Wuss
(sittinyonder and I both coach rec soccer, and all of our kids play)