Better stock up on Viagra, Hef.
Can't imagine why he would need it; that mansion of his is filled with natural aphrodesiacs of the most potent variety.
There is a female poker player who stayed for a while at the mansion that wrote a book. I don't remember either the author's name, or the name of the book, but what I do remember was her account of the Tuesday night gang bang at the mansion. A bevy of beauties would line up to each ride Hef for 2 minutes, with his girlfriend carefully keeping time and letting each wannabe know when her time was up.