Can't imagine why he would need it; that mansion of his is filled with natural aphrodesiacs of the most potent variety.
"This relationship is not unique, other than the fact that there are three instead of one."
...And he doesn't even need to convert to Islam!
It's funny seeing those so-called feminists being in league with Hef. He's living the dream life of a hedonist: all the pleasure and none of the responsibilities. Hef and the feminists agree: Marriage is bad. Abortion is good.