Posted on 10/08/2005 8:22:36 PM PDT by sonsofliberty2000
(AP) MEDFORD, Ore A registered sex offender who fashioned a loin cloth from a rope and piece of lawn furniture was arrested near a high school, where he asked four girls for a ride to the mall or a motel, police said.
Kelly James Bailey, 33, of Greenwater, Wash., was wearing only the rope when he shocked a Medford woman by appearing in her back yard Thursday morning.
Before he left, Bailey, who appeared to be covered in feces, ran away with a strip of leopard-print vinyl peeled from the seat of lawn chair, said Medford police Lt. Mike Moran.
More than an hour later, four North Medford High School girls were waiting in a car near the school when Bailey — now wearing blue jeans, but still covered in the apparent fecal matter — approached the car. He asked the girls for a ride to the Red Carpet Inn or the Rogue Valley Mall.
"The girls wisely rolled up their windows and left," Moran said.
The girls alerted authorities, who spotted Bailey running near campus.
"When we caught him, he still appeared to be covered in fecal matter," Moran said. "He told us, though, he was partying with girls the night before and somehow ended up rolling around in tomato paste."
As officers patted him down, they found that he had used the rope and vinyl strip to make a primitive loin cloth.
"I think it's definitely the strangest case of the day," Moran said.
Bailey was lodged in Jackson County Jail on charges of theft, trespassing, criminal mischief and failing to register as a sex offender in Oregon. He was held on $24,000 bail.
The theft charge was for allegedly taking the vinyl strip, Moran said.
One would hope that he be given a psychiatric evaluation, voluntary or not.
This guy is in deep doo doo!
So was this, like, tomato feces?
NO thank you!
Did I need to know this?
I don't think so.
What a sicko. Thank God they arrested him before he could hurt a young girl.
"Is this another Ted Kennedy story?"
Michael Moore?
More like Reno 911 by the sound of it.
"This guy is in deep doo doo!"
You win the prize for that one...LOL. :)
Not in my book. Perverts are perverts. They all need to be rounded up and locked away from civilized society.
Ah. Another liberal social experiment gone bad.
I guess the "Going Tribal" TV show on Discovery Channel is going to have to add a "Don't try this at home" disclaimer thanks to this idiot.
"I'm getting a whiff of bowel" -Hawkeye Pierce
What did he do wrong?
Let's see; the charges are theft, trespassing, criminal mischief and failing to register as a sex offender in Oregon.
My question for you is what did he do right?
Don't laugh, NYC might host this "art" in Central Park someday.
Sometimes I cannot help but be flabbergasted that as small as our world has become, people actually think they can get away with this stuff.
That qualifies for the understatement of the day, no doubt! LMAO
METH PING !!!
Coulda declared it "art" and gotten away with it.
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