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Nude man apprehended at gas station (wait... it gets better!)
Center Daily Times ^ | 10/3/05 | Mikey_1962

Posted on 10/03/2005 1:13:46 PM PDT by Mikey_1962

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I remember my first real drunk at college!!
1 posted on 10/03/2005 1:13:48 PM PDT by Mikey_1962
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To: Mikey_1962

I know where he's gonna be admitted for a spell.


2 posted on 10/03/2005 1:15:31 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: Mikey_1962

Bad Boy...Bad Boy, Whatcha gonna do when they come for you...


3 posted on 10/03/2005 1:16:04 PM PDT by devane617
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To: pissant; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
A Boalsburg man was arrested early Monday after troopers said they found him naked and sucking on a nozzle of a kerosene pump at the Centre Hall Snappy's.

Pissant, where were you early Monday?

4 posted on 10/03/2005 1:16:58 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: pissant; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
A Boalsburg man was arrested early Monday after troopers said they found him naked and sucking on a nozzle of a kerosene pump at the Centre Hall Snappy's.

Pissant, where were you early Monday?

5 posted on 10/03/2005 1:17:01 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: Mikey_1962

Hooligan in training, no doubt.


6 posted on 10/03/2005 1:17:26 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: martin_fierro

Shirtless at the 7-11 ping


7 posted on 10/03/2005 1:17:53 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: Mikey_1962

I wonder what interesting chemicals they will find in this clown's system...


8 posted on 10/03/2005 1:18:03 PM PDT by RebelBanker (Captain's Log, cloggin' up the bowl as usual.)
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To: Mikey_1962

"I'm not sure what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce."


9 posted on 10/03/2005 1:18:37 PM PDT by upchuck (A fireman running up the stairs at the WTC as the towers began to collapse: HERO defined ~ Ben Stein)
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To: Mikey_1962

Libertarians BUMP!


10 posted on 10/03/2005 1:18:54 PM PDT by el_chupacabra (The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.)
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Why not taser him? Cops this weeken wsa a taserfest!


11 posted on 10/03/2005 1:19:14 PM PDT by Wacka
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To: Mikey_1962

This guy must have heard some old-timers talking about getting "gassed" in the old days.


12 posted on 10/03/2005 1:19:46 PM PDT by TravisBickle
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A kerosene pump? I didn't know there was such a thing outside of an airport.


13 posted on 10/03/2005 1:20:06 PM PDT by r9etb
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To: Mikey_1962

Nice!


14 posted on 10/03/2005 1:20:18 PM PDT by lomitarocks
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To: Mikey_1962

Another Schreck famous for sucking on things.

15 posted on 10/03/2005 1:20:24 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (The best things happen just before the thread snaps.)
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To: Mikey_1962
The Perp.

16 posted on 10/03/2005 1:21:07 PM PDT by Slicksadick (Go out on a limb........Its where the fruit is.)
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Why not taser him?

What part of "sucking on the nozzle of a kerosene pump" don't you understand?

Oh, wait. I don't understand that either. But I'm pretty sure I wouldn't wanna shoot a taser at it.

17 posted on 10/03/2005 1:21:28 PM PDT by r9etb
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To: JimWforBush; pissant; Owl_Eagle
Drunken frat pledge, no doubt. Pissant when did you decide to go to Penn State?
18 posted on 10/03/2005 1:21:31 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Junior

I stop at this station to fuel up when traveling to one of my horse shows! Nothing like this ever happens then.


19 posted on 10/03/2005 1:21:31 PM PDT by cjshapi
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Is this the guy?

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20 posted on 10/03/2005 1:22:01 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam Factoid:After forcing young girls to watch his men execute their fathers, Muhammad raped them.)
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