Bad Boys (FBI finds "deserting" police on New Orleans payroll don't exist)

Fox News ^ | September 27, 2005 | Tony Snow

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Hours before New Orleans Police Superintendent Eddie Compass announced his resignation, Tony relayed some hot information he had heard from his Capitol Hill sources. It regarded an FBI investigation currently under way.

You can go to the source above and listen to that segment of his radio show.

Direct Audio Link

[mware]

It is about to hit the fan.

[Lazamataz]

Sam, I would ask if you can apply your keen research skills to the Phantom NOLA cop issue.

Lotsa dirt to dig here. Here we will find some HUGE amounts of grifting.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Indeed it is.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Should we require all metaphors on FR to be posted in SQL? ;)

[mware]

I missed it last night but someone said that John Bachelor was going to discuss the phantom cops during his radio show last night. (WABC radio NYC)

[Tribune7]

ping

[Tulsa Ramjet]

"Every man in a leadership position must know when it's time to hand over the reins," Compass said at a news conference."

Problem is, they are missing 450 horses at the end of the reins.

[mware]

Two hours from the time Tony Snow broke the story till the police chief resigns.

Things that make you go HMMMMMMM.

[Tulsa Ramjet]

"I'll be going on in another direction that God has for me.".

Usually this means a small room with bars and a chrome sh*tter.

[Lazamataz]

The LA folks want the money with no strings

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three times, shame on me.
Fool me four times, shame on me.
Fool me five times, shame on me.
Fool me six times, shame on me.
Fool me seven times, shame on me.
Fool me eight times, shame on me.
Fool me nine times, shame on me.
Fool me ten times, shame on me.
....
Fool me eighty-seven million, two hundred and fifteen thousand, seven hundred and twenty-nine times, shame on me.

[RDTF]

I think no relation - I discovered that during the katrina live thread and asked the same question and then soemone posted a picture of her, she's a black woman.

[knuthom]

"We now have only about 1500 officers actually engaged in police work, down from 1700 three years ago.

Looks like they "solved" that problem by inventing some officers.

[Tulsa Ramjet]

Nagin looking at his police chief thinking: ("You idiot. Vegas?! Was that the best you could come up with?! Detroit is what we agreed upon!"

[Lazamataz]

SELECT NAME, SSN, POLITICAL_PARTY FROM 
(SELECT NAME, SSN, ADDRESS, YEARLY_INCOME, POLITICAL_PARTY from TAXPAYER
left outer join KNOWN_CORRUPT_OFFICIALS on SSN,
KNOWN_SCAMS b
where EMPLOYER = 'NOLA' 
and OCCUPATION = 'Police'
AND b.SCAMLOCATION = 'NOLA') A
GROUP BY POLITICAL PARTY, NAME, SSN
ORDER BY POLITICAL PARTY, NAME, SSN

[steveyp]

Voted! I think once the names are revealed of the missing cops, a few searches for political contributions would be nice. If all this is true, some of this cash likely paid for Blanko and other LA and National Dems!

[andyandval]

I can't seem to open the salary and benefits page.

Why, I can't seem to open it either.

What a surprise!

I don't know if this is hilarious or sad.

[eeriegeno]

New Orleans Police Foundation

Elodia Blanco, Recruiting Coordinator

Hmmm, is Elodia Blanco related to Guv Blanco?

[syriacus]

Shortly after Katrina hit, Kanye West was blaming Bush, but we on FR already knew Nagin was a rotten egg.

09/02/2005 9:27:18 PM EDT

"Maybe the mayor was stalling because he wanted to get rid of some evidence before the rescuers began swarming all over the place"

[6ppc]

I think you're going to get a buffer overflow on that query ;^)