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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
me | 09/24/2005 | Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles

Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis

A poem


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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hi Alice.

Sorry about the red X.


I'm old and boring, will that help?


7,521 posted on 10/29/2005 12:15:53 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

*sigh*

Nobody should have eyes like that...he's like Sean Connery...he just keeps looking better and better...

*shudder* *slap*

Oh...help...me...control...myself...


7,522 posted on 10/29/2005 12:17:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan

No luck. Just an Angelfire graphic that is huge and blurry.


7,523 posted on 10/29/2005 12:17:49 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan
Ooooh. Sean Connery.

I had a dream about him one night, years ago. We were very successfully mananging the "horizontal mambo", had nearly reached critical mass..., were almost.....there.....,and then my husband snored so loudly it woke me up.

Rarely have I been so frustrated on so many levels....

7,524 posted on 10/29/2005 12:20:26 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: fanfan

I'll take what I can get, but I refuse to believe that you are either old or boring!


7,525 posted on 10/29/2005 12:21:25 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Monkey Face

Sean Connery is a raving leftist, IIRC.

No shoes under my bed from that one, thanks.


7,526 posted on 10/29/2005 12:21:57 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

He's not required to speak or even think for that matter. He just has to perform. *lecherously oggling*


7,527 posted on 10/29/2005 12:23:18 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

ROFLOL!

That only happens to me with Mel Gibson, and old boyfriends.

*snort*


7,528 posted on 10/29/2005 12:23:33 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Which one of them snores?


7,529 posted on 10/29/2005 12:24:41 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Well, I'm way past new and exciting!

;-D

Ok, I'm way past new!


7,530 posted on 10/29/2005 12:24:58 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

"He's not required to speak or even think for that matter. He just has to perform. *lecherously oggling*"

Ditto!!!


7,531 posted on 10/29/2005 12:25:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

ROFLOL!

Neither, I meant the dream part before my husband rolls over, or grabs my @$$ and wakes me up!


7,532 posted on 10/29/2005 12:26:35 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
That reminds me of a line from "Murphy's Romance" with James Garner and Sally Field.

Sally's character complained that she's too old to attract male attention. Garner's reply about her age?

"That's seasoned, not sagging."

7,533 posted on 10/29/2005 12:29:22 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: fanfan

Maybe, subconciously, he knows.....


7,534 posted on 10/29/2005 12:31:04 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face
I have to go now. Perhaps we can share lascivious thoughts with each other later this evening.

*graceful wave*

7,535 posted on 10/29/2005 12:35:33 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I'll try to be here, if the nausea stays away. And if my brain actually works...:o|


7,536 posted on 10/29/2005 12:37:27 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

ROTFLMAO


7,537 posted on 10/29/2005 12:38:47 PM PDT by calrighty (Taglines for sale or let......1 liners 50 cents! C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

You're sweet.


See ya later.


7,538 posted on 10/29/2005 12:40:35 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Howya Monkey!


7,539 posted on 10/29/2005 12:57:41 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Howya fan!


7,540 posted on 10/29/2005 12:58:08 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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