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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
me | 09/24/2005 | Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles

Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis

A poem


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To: Alice au Wonderland
Take your pick...

This one, or this one.

6,841 posted on 10/27/2005 12:13:34 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Which one requires a kitchen pass, m'dear?


6,842 posted on 10/27/2005 12:14:35 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Always with the trick questions...


6,843 posted on 10/27/2005 12:15:54 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse
LMAO!
You are soooo bad.
6,844 posted on 10/27/2005 12:16:26 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

I'm gonna need to put that on a bumper sticker. "I am soooo bad..."


6,845 posted on 10/27/2005 12:17:32 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Do I get royalties?


6,846 posted on 10/27/2005 12:19:50 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: Dead Corpse

Well, if the one one the left is She-Who-Holds-The-Kitchen-Pass, then the question is moot, right?


6,847 posted on 10/27/2005 12:19:57 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Sure. Where do I mail the penny too?


6,848 posted on 10/27/2005 12:23:15 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

That ain't her. Heck, the one I posted falls under the catagory of "breakable toy". Big boyz don't play with breakable toyz.


6,849 posted on 10/27/2005 12:26:54 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

I believe discretion is the better part of valor on this one. Wouldn't want to give NnB indigestion or bring the unwanted attentions of the mods. That would be baaaaad biznai.


6,850 posted on 10/27/2005 12:30:33 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Yerp. That is why I posted the one above as a link instead of an image. Playing nice while amongst the happy folk so as not to upset anyones applecart.


6,851 posted on 10/27/2005 12:32:27 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Now that we have dispensed with innuendos and outright salaciousness, what else is going on in your neck of the woods, today?


6,852 posted on 10/27/2005 12:36:16 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Still looking for a new recoil spring. Weathers nice. My In-laws are in town. For me, this is a good thing. I love my In-laws.

They got a new kitten and brought him down with 'em. I've taken some photos of him, but haven't photoshopped 'em yet.

Still not sure what we have going on this weekend though. I guess we'll see. Probably pumpkin carving and the like.

This one:

Gets to go out for her first really, real Halloween. They took her out last year when they were up North, but there aren't nearly as many houses to hit up there in a farming community. Down here in Austin, they could conceivably come back with her body weight in candy if they put their minds to it.

6,853 posted on 10/27/2005 12:43:33 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse
Oh, man. I forgot about the pumpkins. Ugh.

The costumes are all ready: A cowboy, a geisha, a ninja, and a greek god. The candy recepticals are all ready. I'm not ready.

We really lucked out when we moved to our present home. We live on a fairly busy road with no sidewalks, so trick-or-treating does not take place here. Up the hill and down the side streets, is another matter. The people seem to view halloween as a national holiday and dress up their houses, their yards, and themselves. It is an awesome experience! The kids are laden down with pounds of candy within forty-five minutes. The best part, from the grown-up perspective, is the house that offers hot cider: one for the kids and another (hehehe) for the adults. The kids look forward to Halloween for weeks.

6,854 posted on 10/27/2005 12:50:33 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Yeah... this is our neighborhood. We gave out close to ten pounds of candy last year. It wouldn't have been so bad, but I was stuck down here while they were up North.

I guess we'll see. ;-)

6,855 posted on 10/27/2005 12:56:19 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse
Egads! How much territory can your daughter cover?

Our Halloweening territory is much more compact: a new target every twenty feet or so. But it's on a hill, so the kids really have to work for the candy!

6,856 posted on 10/27/2005 12:59:48 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Dead Corpse

http://www.fakecrap.com/

Maybe you can find a bumper sticker here...


6,857 posted on 10/27/2005 1:04:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

A lot. Especially if there is chocolate involved...


6,858 posted on 10/27/2005 1:06:22 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Monkey Face

Oooh! What a resource!


6,859 posted on 10/27/2005 1:09:37 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Dead Corpse

Good girl!


6,860 posted on 10/27/2005 1:09:55 PM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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