A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)

I MUST NOT F3AR
ph3AR IS TEH MIND-KILER
FEAR1!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL IS TEH LITL3-DEATH TAHT BRNGS 2TAL OBLIETRATION
I11!!1!1 WIL FAEC MAH phE@R
I1!!11!1 OMG WIL PARMIT IT 2 PAS
OVER ME AND THROUGH ME
AND!!!1!11 LOL WHAN IT HAS GONE PAST
I WIL TURN DA INER AYA
2 SE ITS PATH
WHERA1!!1 OMG LOL DA FEAR HAS THEYRE WIL B NOTHNG
ONLY1!11!! I WIL REMANE..1!!11!!!!!!11!!1!111 WTF LOL

6,441 posted on 10/26/2005 11:33:08 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)

6,442 posted on 10/26/2005 11:34:08 AM PDT by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)

Are we the dumb freepers?

LMAO!!

Well It takes one.....huh?

6,443 posted on 10/26/2005 11:36:11 AM PDT by EsmeraldaA

To: Dead Corpse; EsmeraldaA; Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face

HOW 2 MAEK A WOMAN HAPY

ITS NOT DIFICULT 2 MAEK A WOMAN HAPY1!11!!!1 A MAN ONLY NEDS 2 B

1!!11!!1 OMG LOL A FREIND
211!!1 LOL A COMPANION
31!111 A LOV3R
4!1!1!!! OMG WTF A BROTHER
5!111 LOL A FATHER
61111! WTF A MASTER
7!111!111 OMG A CHAF
8!1111! OMG WTF AN EL3CTRICIAN
91111 WTF LOL A CARP3NTER
10!1!1111 OMG LOL A PLUMBR
1!!!!1! OMG A MACHANIC
12!1!! WTF LOL A DACORA2R
131!1!!!! A STYLIST
14!!111! A SAXOLOGIST
151!1!1! OMG A GYN3COLOGIST
16!!!!!!! A PSYCHOLOGIST
171!1!! OMG A PAST EXTARMINA2R
181!1!!! OMG A PSYCHIATRIST
19111!!!! OMG WTF LOL A HEAELR
2011!! WTF A GOD LIST3N3R
21!!1! WTF LOL AN ORGANIEZR
211111! OMG WTF A GOD FATH3R
23111!!1! OMG WTF LOL VERY CLAAN
24!1!1! LOL SYMPATH3TIC
25!!!1!1! WTF ATHLETIC
2611111 OMG WTF LOL WARM
271!11 WTF AT3NTIEV
28!!!11!1 GALANT
291!!!!1!! WTF INTALIEGNT
30!!1!11 FUNY
3111!111!! WTF LOL CRAATIEV
321!1!11 OMG T3NDAR
3!!!111 OMG LOL STRONG
34!!!111 WTF LOL UNDARSTANDNG
35!!111! 2L3RANT
361!!!11 OMG WTF LOL PRUDENT
37!!1!1! OMG WTF MBITIOUS
381!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL CAPABLA
391!1! COURAEGOUS
40!!!11 LOL DETARMIEND
41!1111! WTF TRU3
42!11!1 OMG D3P3NDABLE
43!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL PASIONAET
411!!1!1 OMG WTF COMPASIONAET

WITHOUT FORG3TNG 2

45!!!111 WTF LOL GIEV HER COMPLIEMNTS R3GULARLY & NBSP
461111!!11 OMG LOL LOVE SHOPNG
471!!11 OMG LOL B HONEST
48!!11!11 OMG WTF B VARY RICH
49111!11 NOT STRES HER OUT
50!!!!!1 WTF LOL NOT LOK AT OTHER GIRLS

AND AT TEH SM3 TIEM U MUST ALSO

511111!1 OMG WTF GIEV H3R LOTS OF ATENTION BUT AXPECT LITLE UR
52!!!11 OMG LOL GIEV HAR LOTS OF TIEM ESP3CIALY TIEM FOR HERSALF
53!!11! OMG WTF LOL GIEV HER LOTS OF SPAEC N3VER WORYNG ABOUT WHER3 SHE GO3S

IT IS V3RY IMPORTANT

541111 OMG LOL NAVAR 2 FORG3T
* BIRTHDAYS
* ANIEVRSAREIS
* ARANGEM3NTS SH3 MAEKS

HOW 2 MAEK A MAN HAPY

111!!! WTF SHOW UP NAEKD
2!!111111 OMG WTF LOL BRNG FOD

6,444 posted on 10/26/2005 11:36:11 AM PDT by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)

6,445 posted on 10/26/2005 11:36:40 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)

But did you LIKE it???

*snort*

6,446 posted on 10/26/2005 11:36:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

To: Alice au Wonderland

Can't figure out why this thread wasn't moved to "chat" about 6,400 posts ago.

6,447 posted on 10/26/2005 11:37:39 AM PDT by fish hawk (I am only one, but I am not the only one.)

To: creeperdavis

6,448 posted on 10/26/2005 11:38:23 AM PDT by md2576 (Don't be such a Shehan Hugger!)

They are much better, thanks.

The down part.....I don't even know why, actually.

6,449 posted on 10/26/2005 11:38:28 AM PDT by EsmeraldaA

well, I don't know what "sesquepedalianisms" means, but I'm going to make some coffee... you want some coffee?

6,450 posted on 10/26/2005 11:38:30 AM PDT by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)

I thought you weren't supposed to post explicit photos here....?

6,451 posted on 10/26/2005 11:39:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

To: EsmeraldaA; fish hawk

No, HE was a dumb FReeper. I'm not in the mood for stupidity today, and he just tore the rag off the bush when he tried to insult us.

He has no clue. And that is obvious.

6,452 posted on 10/26/2005 11:42:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

Foh! Prithee stand away. A paper from Fortune's closestool. All's Well That Ends Well by Wm. Shakespeare becomes:

O!11!! OMG WTF LOL PRITHE STAND AWAY1!1!1!! OMG A PAEPR FROM FORTUNES CLOS3S2L!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL - ALS WEL TAHT 3NDS WEL BY WM11!!1!!1 LOL R

6,453 posted on 10/26/2005 11:42:45 AM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)

6,454 posted on 10/26/2005 11:43:21 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)

Actually, it says "quit using big words to say nothing."

It was my brothers brain child. And he would know...

6,455 posted on 10/26/2005 11:43:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

And going... and going... and going...

6,456 posted on 10/26/2005 11:44:33 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)

BECAUSE IT'S A ZOT! THREAD????

*sheesh*

6,457 posted on 10/26/2005 11:44:46 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

6,458 posted on 10/26/2005 11:45:13 AM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)

Well, cheer up, Sweetie...it could be worse...you could be nude in downtown Chicago. ;o]

6,459 posted on 10/26/2005 11:45:45 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

I'm gonna have Prout teach me these kinds of things whilst I visit him. This is so cool!

6,460 posted on 10/26/2005 11:48:01 AM PDT by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)

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