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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
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| 09/24/2005
| Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles
Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis
A poem
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To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; Darksheare
palstic shoes?Hmmm, let me think. Ah, yes....
Palstic Shoes: A girl's best friends.
3,501
posted on
10/18/2005 12:00:07 PM PDT
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Peter's 7th Law: If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them.)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face
Palstic, with you to the end.
3,502
posted on
10/18/2005 12:07:33 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
To: Darksheare
Palstic, with you to the end.I knew you were out there, lurking....
3,503
posted on
10/18/2005 12:09:39 PM PDT
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Peter's 7th Law: If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Lurking, in the shadows.
Always out where the light dims, the music is 'off' and the air coils thickly with cigarette smoke and heavy lidded eye glances across tired rooms.
(Beware, film noir happens in here often as well..)
3,504
posted on
10/18/2005 12:15:18 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
To: Dead Corpse
You had something to do with
this didn't you.
3,505
posted on
10/18/2005 12:19:48 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
To: Darksheare
huh huh he heh... he said "repply"
3,506
posted on
10/18/2005 12:20:01 PM PDT
by
King Prout
("La LAAAA La la la la... oh [bleep!] Gargamel has a FLAMETHROWEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!")
To: King Prout
The POWER of TYPO compells you! *chuckle*
3,507
posted on
10/18/2005 12:26:18 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Darksheare
yanno... they say that children are a grandparent's revenge on their own kids.
this is why I shall have no kids: the retribution I have earned would be horrific.
instead, I cut a deal with Da Powuhz Det Iz, and arranged things so that my mild mannered sister got the kids I was supposed to have.
I'm such a bastard.
***
now, the kids I have adopted are sweet and obedient.
the worst that any of them do is fart something awful while snoozing UNDER MY DESK! YES, DROOG, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU! EEEEEEYUGH!
3,508
posted on
10/18/2005 12:27:51 PM PDT
by
King Prout
("La LAAAA La la la la... oh [bleep!] Gargamel has a FLAMETHROWEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!")
To: Darksheare
Child #2 is convulsed with laughter over the "cement filled milk jugs".
I didn't realize that he was lurking just outside the doorway.
Just how far does your sphere of influence extend, Darksheare?
3,509
posted on
10/18/2005 12:28:36 PM PDT
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Peter's 7th Law: If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them.)
To: Darksheare
Viggo Bozodozeus is your friend.
Viggo Bozodozeus knows what is best.
Obey Viggo Bozodozeus.
The Viggo Compels You.
3,510
posted on
10/18/2005 12:29:12 PM PDT
by
King Prout
("La LAAAA La la la la... oh [bleep!] Gargamel has a FLAMETHROWEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!")
To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
Droog drooled on your shoes, didn't he.
How did you arrange THAT?
I can't have kids, and if I did they'd be a force of destruction beyond my ability to control.
3,511
posted on
10/18/2005 12:31:05 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
3,512
posted on
10/18/2005 12:31:31 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
To: King Prout
instead, I cut a deal with Da Powuhz Det Iz, and arranged things so that my mild mannered sister got the kids I was supposed to have. I'm such a bastard. That may be (I'm fairly certain that my husband had more to do with the arranging than thou, my brother), but now I'm entitled to the lion's share of the will.
Naner, naner!
3,513
posted on
10/18/2005 12:32:13 PM PDT
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Peter's 7th Law: If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them.)
To: King Prout
3,514
posted on
10/18/2005 12:33:27 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
To: Darksheare
droog's a goil, but she does drool on my shoes every now and then
3,515
posted on
10/18/2005 12:34:43 PM PDT
by
King Prout
("La LAAAA La la la la... oh [bleep!] Gargamel has a FLAMETHROWEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!")
To: Darksheare; King Prout; All
Signing off for now. Have to do the ballet/swim practice run. I'll check in later this evening.
ttfn
3,516
posted on
10/18/2005 12:35:37 PM PDT
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Peter's 7th Law: If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them.)
To: King Prout
LOL.
Our dog Tiny did such things as snore loudly, and dream about chasing stuff.
Complete with yips, growls, paw twitching, and chewing motions.
3,517
posted on
10/18/2005 12:37:10 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
no worries: I'll just go get quadded so's I can guilt trip my way into majority shares status
3,518
posted on
10/18/2005 12:37:13 PM PDT
by
King Prout
("La LAAAA La la la la... oh [bleep!] Gargamel has a FLAMETHROWEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!")
To: Alice au Wonderland
3,519
posted on
10/18/2005 12:39:15 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
3,520
posted on
10/18/2005 12:39:31 PM PDT
by
King Prout
("La LAAAA La la la la... oh [bleep!] Gargamel has a FLAMETHROWEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRGH!")
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