"Thinking of a bumper [sticker] JEALOUS OF TEXAS"
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I would bet that if you were to get someone to make about a hundred of those for, what - $100?, you could sell them for $2 easily to your friends and churchmates and make yourself a nice little profit to boot... No explanation necessary.
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If you want, I can do the art for y'all.