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1 posted on 09/13/2005 6:43:19 AM PDT by Budgie
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To: Budgie

*ouch*


2 posted on 09/13/2005 6:44:06 AM PDT by TheBigB (It's Rebelbase's Fault!)
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Well, he has balls.

(I assume he still does, anyway.)

4 posted on 09/13/2005 6:47:20 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
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So ... they beat Frankfurt.


7 posted on 09/13/2005 6:48:53 AM PDT by MassExodus ( Looters stole my tagline, but it was for survival ....)
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Alternate headline:

Damaged Wiener and Defeater Frankfurters


8 posted on 09/13/2005 6:49:06 AM PDT by Sax
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Ouch.

Just ouch.


9 posted on 09/13/2005 6:49:30 AM PDT by eyespysomething (Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum videtur)
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Soccer, a game played by 5 year old girls. World Cup Soccer - 2 hours of chasing the ball around to see 1 (maybe2) goals. BORING!


Real men play Lacrosse.


10 posted on 09/13/2005 6:50:01 AM PDT by ctlpdad (What IS our exit policy in the War on Poverty?)
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Did I read this right? HE WENT BACK AND FINISHED THE GAME??? Man, that's . . . dedication.

I am a total coward with a VERY LOW THRESHHOLD OF PAIN.

Then again, folks always seem surprised that I didn't start going to a dentist who used Novocaine when filling a tooth until I was about 30.
11 posted on 09/13/2005 6:50:48 AM PDT by cvq3842
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A footballer had to have six stitches in his penis after it was ripped open in a tackle

On the positive side, he now has a built-in ribbed tickler.
13 posted on 09/13/2005 6:51:17 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Proud member of the 21st century Christian Crusaders)
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Soccer: A game for socialist sissies.


14 posted on 09/13/2005 6:51:22 AM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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He only needed SIX stitches?

No wonder they call him Shorty.


16 posted on 09/13/2005 6:54:04 AM PDT by linkinpunk
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Amazingly, after the painful incident Yankow returned to the pitch and played on.

This is the kind of commitment and self-sacrifice I expect - demand - from my 8- and 9-year-old players!

17 posted on 09/13/2005 6:55:13 AM PDT by SittinYonder (Nemo me impune lacessit)
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I knew there was a good reason I prefer Chess!


20 posted on 09/13/2005 7:00:02 AM PDT by Lekker 1 ("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"- Harry M. Warner, Warner Bros., 1927)
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A definite yahoo-wee there. But as my dad used to say: "Suck it up, you got all summer to heal up."
I changed to sports where one didn't have to spend the summer "healing".

mc
24 posted on 09/13/2005 7:08:59 AM PDT by mcshot (Boldly going nowhere with a smile and appreciation for life.)
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Sounds more like a game played by wanna-be enuichs.


25 posted on 09/13/2005 7:10:34 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (A good friend helps you move. A great friend helps you move a body.)
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"And the German went on to score.."

Soccerly speaking, that is.

26 posted on 09/13/2005 7:14:00 AM PDT by Designer (Just a nit-pick'n and chagrin'n)
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That will most definitely leave a mark! :-(
32 posted on 09/13/2005 7:49:02 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ISLAM IS A CULT. IT MUST BE ERADICATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!)
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"Chavdar Yankow" translated to English is "Les Johnson", isn't it?


41 posted on 09/13/2005 8:20:57 AM PDT by Ignatz (Proper spelling unites people, improper spelling unties people.)
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After a tackle like that a "real man" becomes a neuter.


43 posted on 09/13/2005 9:24:24 AM PDT by sharktrager (http://hookedonphoniks.blogspot.com)
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oh.
Oh oh oh oh.


47 posted on 09/13/2005 10:29:47 AM PDT by najida (So, I said to myself -Self, I really think shrimp heads in the flower pots as compost is a bit much!)
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Chavdar Yankow in a bar: "Hey baby! Wanna see my scar?"


58 posted on 09/13/2005 12:18:47 PM PDT by uglybiker (I am not trying to take over the world. I did that last week.)
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