A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....08-26 thru 08-28-05....T.G.I.F. at the Finest

Billie

[DollyCali]

FreepMail sir~

ALL

.. a little humor/all purpose "whatever" for you to use "whenever".. /dolly

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Here is an all purpose excuse form, designed to get you out of the trouble you've gotten yourself into. Where there's a multiple choice, pick the one that works best for your situation and just go with it. You'll be surprised how effective this form can be if you just let your instincts guide you!

Dear

a) Mom,
b) Dad,
c) love of my life,
d) Assistant Principal,
e) Local Police Chief,

Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your

a) car
b) house
c) pet
d) espresso maker
e) left arm

was severely damaged by my

a) infantile
b) puerile
c) inept
d) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic
e) woefully under appreciated

prank. How could I have known that the

a) car
b) jet ski
c) large helium balloon
d) rodent driven sledge
e) Zamboni

I was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your

a) house,
b) wife,
c) Cub Scout troop,
d) 1/16th sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete with light bulb in the torch,
e) priceless collection of antique knitting needles,

you must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to

a) imagine,
b) fathom,
c) comprehend,
d) appreciate,
e) pay for,

and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness. I know that you are perfectly within your rights to

a) hate me,
b) sue me,
c) spank me,
d) take my firstborn,
e) gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to the fish in your koi pond,

but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had, joshing around at

a) school
b) work
c) church
d) the bowling alley
e) the municipal jail

and to remember that I am first and foremost your

a) friend
b) child
c) sibling
d) lease co-signer
e) only possible match should you ever need a bone marrow transplant.

I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one that
a) was so stupid.
b) was so silly.
c) would have been funny if it worked.
d) you would have done, if you had thought of it first.
e) I'm going to use again on someone else.

Sincerely,

Enter name here (or alias): ________________________

[ST.LOUIE1]

PrissyMissy sings everytime we get in the car. She sings anything and everything.
Dutchess said she was singing rap. :) She also sings music from the 40's and even a little country. She makes up her own songs about anything she is thinking about.

LOL I know her *talent* doesn't come from you.
Mom always said *I* was the talented one. LOL

Man .... she is a handful for this gramma.

Souds like she'd be a handful for anyone. But you wouldn't have it any other way, would you? : )

[Billie]

Good morning, Dolly. I actually started to add Oliver to yours, but my time got away from me - was trying to do too many in too short a time, and the animations take a bit more time to do than jpegs, especially *adding* to one. :)

[Billie]

Good morning, GBU! Thank you, and I see by your new table that many of them are wearing red, too! Good job! Did you understand the *instructions* for putting a table border around multiple images inside your main table?

[proud2beconservativeinNJ]

I was on my way to meet my hubby for lunch and just thought I would take check in at FReeper's Finest before I leave. Thank you for my reminder. I'll now switch to my "red" look. I was actually quite green today. I forgot it was WEAR RED FRIDAY.

[ST.LOUIE1]

I let the rooster sleep in on Fridays :)

Uh-huh. More like Monday through Sunday. LOL

[Billie]

What ever happened to that gif of the woman wearing a red 19th century dress saying "Pippin" ?

I see you found her shortly after posting this one. :) Morning!

[GodBlessUSA]

Hi Billie,
It worked last night when I did a table. It didn't work on this table at first, but I decided I like the Blue around them all. I think I can do it now. :) Thanks very much.
HUGS!

[ST.LOUIE1]

So cute, Uncle woofie!

Thank you, my dear. : )

[luvie]

Too cute!!!!!!!! Love the border of smiley's!

[GodBlessUSA]

That must have been so exciting to meet them! I'm so thrilled they are doing this! I may not be able to be there physically, but my heart is with them. ;)

[GodBlessUSA]

Hi Luv!
Thank you! :)

[GodBlessUSA]

LOL!! How adorable. Great table Mrs.N!!

[ST.LOUIE1]

See that, wolfie?! At least I'm dressed! LOL

Yeah, but.....wolfie would like to see *you* in your jammies.

Oooops! NetNanny may be lurkin'. : (

[Pippin]

*blushing*

[luvie]

I've got my red on--wha'd'ya think?...

Wear your red...
...to honor the troops

[luvie]

You're just all over the place this mornin' aren't you. LOL!

[Pippin]

I had a hunch it was on my profile page :o)

[LadyX]

"I was on my way to meet my hubby for lunch and just thought I would take check in at FReeper's Finest before I leave. Thank you for my reminder. I'll now switch to my "red" look. I was actually quite green today. I forgot it was WEAR RED FRIDAY."

Enjoy your 'date,' and wear red...well, of course....PROUDLY!!

[GodBlessUSA]

Yes,
I have a difficult time doing this until I got the pinger working. LOL! :)