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Posted on 08/18/2005 6:48:50 AM PDT by m1-lightning
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To: m1-lightning
"All this stealth technology, and it still leaks oil like a sieve."
To: PAMadMax
Seconds too late, Capt. Patterson had just remembered his jet had been taken to hangar bay #3 for maintenance earlier this morning.
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:02:45 AM PDT
by
m1-lightning
(God, Guns, and Country!)
To: Physicist
Actually, this is a picture of the proposed new Air Force One, to have been put in service if John Kerry had been elected.
Code Name: "Emporer's New Plane."
To: m1-lightning
Now THIS is a stealth bomber!
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:08:23 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
To: Physicist
Great. How do I find the piss tube?
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:09:27 AM PDT
by
neodad
(I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast, for I intend to go in harm's way)
To: m1-lightning
"Come quick to Hanger 3, sir. I think we just discovered Capt. Patterson's meaning of "flying blindly".
To: m1-lightning
Commence mid-air farting sequence.
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:10:52 AM PDT
by
manic4organic
(We won. Get over it.)
To: m1-lightning
"The Moonbat Express is now ready for loading, Dr. Dean."
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:13:48 AM PDT
by
Polyxene
(For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
To: m1-lightning
Finally, they found Wonder Woman's invisible plane.
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:13:52 AM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
To: m1-lightning
AP Press Release: Democrats state that proposed Military budget cuts will not affect our Military's ability to fight the war on terror.
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:14:37 AM PDT
by
GregoTX
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
To: m1-lightning
Son of a gun I knew it was a mistake to vote for a democrat.
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:15:32 AM PDT
by
wmfights
(lead,follow,or get out of the way)
To: m1-lightning
Wonder Woman is going to be pissed some MAN is stealing her plane!
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:15:55 AM PDT
by
7thson
(I've got a seat at the big conference table! I'm gonna paint my logo on it!)
To: m1-lightning
I need to quit thsoe late night drinking binges with Ted.
To: m1-lightning
Dustjacket cover for the upcoming autobio release, Harvey Is My Co-Pilot.
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:35:59 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
To: PAMadMax
Getting ready to fly in the Clinton legacy...hmmm...it seems to have left a stain on the ground...
To: m1-lightning
Okay ... fellas ... very funny! Who turned on the cloaking device!
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:39:09 AM PDT
by
TexasGreg
("Democrats Piss Me Off")
To: m1-lightning
..Who turned off the, the beacons?
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posted on
08/18/2005 7:56:03 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: m1-lightning
You can actually see the outline of the plane on the ground.
To: m1-lightning
"I sure hope that stuff I got on the bottom of my boot when I kicked that Demorat doesn't get stuck on the floor of my stealth bomber!"
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posted on
08/18/2005 8:05:27 AM PDT
by
geezerwheezer
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
To: m1-lightning
Upon seeing Capt. Forester committed to the belief that there was actually a jet there. The Air Force decide it was time to have all the pilots head examned.
(No actual offense intended to any air force personal or retirees....But admit it you all know the Navy and Marines are the best!) he he he.
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posted on
08/18/2005 9:38:34 AM PDT
by
Americanwolf
(I cannot believe a parent would prostitute her child's memory for her own political agenda. -AW)
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