Proclamation of Amnesty and Pardon Granted to All Persons of European Descent

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[perfect stranger]

	Proclamation of Amnesty and Pardon Granted to All Persons of European Descent Whereas, Europeans kept my forebears in bondage some three centuries toiling without pay, Whereas, Europeans ignored the human rights pledges of the Declaration of Independence and the United States Constitution, Whereas, the Emancipation Proclamation, the Thirteenth and Fourteenth Amendments meant little more than empty words, Therefore, Americans of European ancestry are guilty of great crimes against my ancestors and their progeny. But, in the recognition Europeans themselves have been victims of various and sundry human rights violations to wit: the Norman Conquest, the Irish Potato Famine, Decline of the Hapsburg Dynasty, Napoleonic and Czarist adventurism, and gratuitous insults and speculations about the intelligence of Europeans of Polish descent, I, Walter E. Williams, do declare full and general amnesty and pardon to all persons of European ancestry, for both their own grievances, and those of their forebears, against my people. Therefore, from this day forward Americans of European ancestry can stand straight and proud knowing they are without guilt and thus obliged not to act like damn fools in their relationships with Americans of African ancestry. Walter E. Williams, Gracious and Generous Grantor
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[perfect stranger]

This is an old piece from Walter Williams. I had never read it before today, so I searched FR for it.

The last time it was posted was in 2002.

[konaice]

And we need this WHY?

This sounds Zotable to me.

[Who dat?]

The Black Avenger (Ken Hamblin) had a web site once where you could type in your name and print out an official-looking "absolution of white guilt" certificate... something like that.

[perfect stranger]

It's humor.

[The Phantom FReeper]

Why? It's real. Dr. Williams keeps it on his web site. Whenever he substitutes for Rush Limbaugh on the radio, he advises his listeners to go to his website and print this up.

[Publius6961]

Careful Newbie... !

Walter Williams is one of our Gods.

[Publius6961]

is his fancier than Ken Hamblin's? or vice-versa?

[The Phantom FReeper]

Here's the link to Dr. Williams'.

"Gift"

I must confess, I have not seen Ken Hamblin's.

I love Dr. Williams.

[TexasTransplant]

Where is the Black Avenger?

Did he hang up his Michrophone? He was a lone voice of sanity in New Orleans during the OJ trial.

[Who dat?]

Where is the Black Avenger?

Dunno... His old website doesn't seem to be up anymore (www.hamblin.com).

I suspect he's "retired." Nothing comes up on a "ken hamblin" "obit" search...

[dfwgator]

and gratuitous insults and speculations about the intelligence of Europeans of Polish descent,

I'm still waiting for my reparations for that one.

[Old Professer]

Levi Srauss made a decent living by supplying jeans made of stronger stuff that better covered the asses of the risk-takers in the west.

[TexasTransplant]

>>>Where is the Black Avenger?<<<

I looked for awhile a couple of months ago, trying to find him or is website and didn't find zip.

[muir_redwoods]

Ya gotta love Uncle Walt. I can fairly hear him reading this.

[perfect stranger]

I have not worn "Levi's" or denim very often lately, but what you say is true.

[Cultural Jihad]

The last time it was posted was in 2002.

Hence it deserves another thread?

[Casekirchen]

Just curious, can Americans of Southern Descent now start demanding reparations for clothing, feeding, sheltering & caring for those people of color for the time period of 1607 - 1865?


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[perfect stranger]

If you have a problem with ideas in this post please express them plainly, as opposed to questioning them being stated a second time.

[Rob45and2]

If you ever listened to Mr. Williams you would understand this.