Posted on 07/08/2005 6:02:21 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
Rocker Sheryl Crow has ruined the Tour de France.
Well, she's ruined it for me, anyway. I'm sure her fans are much more interested in cycling now that she's lending her astute commentary to the race coverage.
But I'm not impressed, or enlightened. Just annoyed.
Because her famous boyfriend, Lance Armstrong, is wearing the yellow jersey, I'm supposed to care about what she thinks of his position in the peloton?
No, thanks.
Listen. We know you support him. We all support him. My guess is, when he was married, his wife even supported him. But she wasn't sharing her insights with Bob Roll and Al Trautwig. And she probably knew more than some spotlight-hogging rock star.
What makes Crow's ubiquitousness more disappointing is that the Tour de France was always one of those sporting events that didn't seem to need the touch of celebrity; huge as it was in the cycling world, it managed to keep a low profile everywhere else. In my teen years, I scoured the networks for signs of the tour, but those days, it wasn't huge. There were no cable networks to track the live progress of Greg LeMond, Bernard Hinault, Laurent Fignon or Pedro Delgado. Instead, I'd set a VCR for six hours on a Sunday, and cross my fingers for about 20 minutes of highlights.
Now I have the luxury to watch every stage live if I want, and listen to the sharp commentary from Phil Liggett - who's been narrating the tour for as long as I remember - and Paul Sherwin. It's a great thing for Tour junkies.
Until now, when the second-day commentary featured Sheryl Crow, in her breathy, soft Southern twang, fretting: "Oh my gosh, I was sooo worried that I made Lance's foot slip out of his pedal, 'cause I gave him the thumbs-up just then, and I asked him later, 'was it my fault?' "
Ugh.
There she is, on a split- screen while Lance is pedaling furiously. There she is, on the sidelines when the racers start the stage. There she is, riding in a support car with five- time tour winner Hinault. There she is, canoodling with Lance.
There she is, EVERYWHERE.
The tour doesn't need Sheryl Crow to make it relevant, but yet there she is, in front of the cameras, sharing her thoughts and relating to the masses. I wouldn't be surprised if she starts playing a number or two during the pre-race coverage.
On second thought, maybe I shouldn't give the geniuses who decided to put her on the air in the first place any more ideas.
We all know that won't happen, so this sport will just remain on my list of ultimate boring things, though it IS ahead of that snore-fest that is golf. Landmines on the fairway and quicksand in the sandtraps would make that sport interesting...
Newt Gingrich?
I hope Lance loses.
What happened with his USPS sponsership? anybody know?
Thanks for the intelligent comments...All those who disparage the Tour, and cycling, shoudl be required to get on a bike and ride uphill..say only a gentle 5 degree grade, for 10 minutes...
Ummm, gee whiz I know it's a "guess", but I'm not so sure 'bout that.
"There she is, on a split- screen while Lance is pedaling furiously. There she is, on the sidelines when the racers start the stage. There she is, riding in a support car with five- time tour winner Hinault. There she is, canoodling with Lance. There she is, EVERYWHERE."
Think this is bad, watch NAZZZZZCARRRRR.
Blond wives - blond wives - EVERYWHERE!!
"The tour doesn't need Sheryl Crow to make it relevant..."
HA!!
...oh yes it does. :o)
that's an old pic. the lefty b*tch is a little el chubbo now ...
Depends on what kind of bike ;)
If there is a buck to be made and product to be promoted it seems there would be?
What? He was married with kids when he had cancer!
Skank Alert!
I was hoping to make it to the end without having to see her pic posted....
I must correct myself...I just looked this up and you are right...he met his wife after his cancer. I could have swron he was married at the time but who can keep up. My apologies for that error.
Incorrect. He met Kirsten when he started his foundation and had the kids after he won his first Tour.
see #93
Too predictable might be the short answer.
A change would do you good.
Just because I didn't take my training wheels off till I was 13 doesn't mean anything.
Just Joking.... Were's that Silly Friday thread.
Saw that after I hit "Post" on mine...:-)
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