Posted on 06/26/2005 7:16:28 AM PDT by Fido969
"Heros"??? ha ha ha. Fr starters, they could start out with some "Ideas".
First, they'll have to accept that the ideas they used to have don't work.
But...but...they tell me Jon Stewart is a moderate?!
If they start throwing liberals to lions in MSG, can I get tickets?
Also, I'd hope they have vets on hand to inoculate the lions against the diseases liberals carry.
Salivating on keyboard BUMP!
It took the Soviets 70 years to figure that out.
Wow, the Lefties give him more credit than I do. LOL!
Well, first he says that the Democrats must fight and attack.
Then he says the attacks are stupid and make the Dems look like idiots.
I would say he's right on both counts.
How funny...this guy nails it exactly!
Yeah, I'd like to see a lion trying to swallow Fat Teddy. I'd buy ringside tickets for that one.
It's getting harder for the liberals to claim Stewart as one of their own when he concedes on The Daily Show that Bush's policies in the Middle East might actually be working and that congressional democrats are totally impotent and worthy of scorn.
FWIW, I like Jon Stewart.
... off the cliff! Go Hitlery, go!
And that will be when hell freezes over. The only way Democrats EVER win is when they convince everyone EVERYTHING in their lives are horrible. They are the party of gloom and doom, and the slicers & dicers.
Democrats are experts at using class warfare, race baiting and when it suits them, bleeding hearts. There is nothing they will not do for power, which is very evident in their 'blame the military & victimize the terrorist' campaign.
If we don't beat these suckers all day long and into the next century, it's our own damned fault.
As the story goes, she decided that letting him hear exactly what he sounded like when he swore would fix the problem, so one day she let out a string swear words- the vilest ones in his vocabulary- a mile long, and when she had finished, he just looked at her for a while, and then said,
"My Dear, you have the words, but you just don't have the music."
This writer sort-of gets it, then strays afield when he starts defining things in terms of stuff he saw in the movies and media, and that their problem is "the Rove Machine."
Movies are make-believe ( even those based on true stories ) where everything is choreographed, and "the Machine" is not their real problem-- the problem is, when the average voter really sees what the Dems, and the Left, want for ( from ) them, they want no part of it.
The answer is simple, J.P. They were sacrificed by your political party on the alter of abortion in the last half of the 20th century.
I'd get seats a little further back; when the lion grabs the Impromptu Submariner, the blood is likely to squirt/spray for quite a distance. Or is that alcohol? I can't decide.
Think of the pay-per-view revenue alone...
You've got a good point -- maybe best if Teddy were put in a tank with a bunch of barracuda, both to highlight his nautical background and to save the audience from getting splattered. We could use Dean with the lions. He's smaller and thinner and there would be less collateral damage for the spectators. Oh man, this would be the show of shows.
You've identified the dem's biggest problem. They've become the party of liars. They lie to us, to themselves and to the fools who still vote for them.
The MSM lies for them, lies about them, and covers their lies when bloggers expose them. And still they wonder, "why doesn't anyone trust us?"
What a hoot!
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