That quote was from Mister Roberts, one of my all time favorite movies.
"Nothing. But stay out of B-24's Pulver my boy."
Mister Roberts and Ensign Pulver are two of the most underrated movies of all time.
The funniest movie I have ever seen, from start to finish, was No Time For Sergeants. Andy griffith was brilliant in that role.
Your mother goes to college.
From a western titled the Professionals in the early 70's. Lee Marvin tells the villian at the end, "Some men are born bastards but your a self made one."