The Mennonites are so jealous: A new Wal-Mart in Middlefield, Ohio, offers buggy-only parking to Amish shoppers. The Amish buy blocks of ice, food products. swatches of fabric but hardly any plasma TVs.
Call 911, the guy with the Great Dane just ruptured a groin: At the request of a photographer, dog walkers in New York's Bryant Park lift their pooches over their heads for a group portrait.
Long-haired hero: If getting your cat's image tattooed on your shoulder seems borderline obsessive, consider Richard Dillon's reasons. The McAllen, Texas, man says his Persian, Kitty, saved his life by summoning his sleeping mother from a bedroom when he was unconscious in a nearby bathroom.
They would buy plasma TV's if they made them to run off propane.
They have gas powered refrigerators.