Maybe he ate a bad mushroom
Posted on 06/03/2005 12:26:19 PM PDT by Howlin
Bayliffs being sworn in, alternatives have been sent home!
This circus is about to be in the hands of the jury!
Bets? Predictions?
Maybe he ate a bad mushroom
I don't understand why they have not been sequestered during deliberations. IMO it will be a miracle if he is convicted.
They are not sequestered. Go figure.
The guy on MSNBC is saying that the Jackson family is all saying that there is going to be "an unjust verdict" and that Michael thinks he's going to be found guilty.
How the heck can I be expected to follow these two threads, AND do some work?
ROTFLMAO!
If only.
Amen!
And I'm thinking that whoever said it up the thread may be right -- the Jacksons know he's going to be found guilty and this is in anticipation of begging to be set free on bail.
I'd say only if they put a GPS thingy in his neck.
I think Jacko's ploy and his dad's antics outside the couthouse might just backfire in him.
The SUVs arrive. The usual gang of hanger-ons and reprobates will emerge first and stand around the door where Wacko usually gets out. There will be a long pause. Very long. Then you will see the underlings trying to help Wacko. A feeble falsetto will be heard shrieking, "No! I'll do it myself!"
Wacko will then crawl out of the SUV, fall to the pavement and skin his chin, right over the half-inch deep dimple. Again he will shriek at his handlers to stand back, that he will -- yes he WILL -- get to that courtroom under his own power.
He will slowly start to crawl up the sidewalk. Umbrella man will duckwalk next to him to keep the sunlight off Count Wacko, his Master. The crawl will be long and painful to watch. CNN will switch to John Kerry on the Senate floor. Fox will continue coverage with Jesse Jackson and spokemen for the Nation of Islam claiming this is a racist conspiracy to get the Beatles catalogue.
At some point, his pants will start to drag downward exposing strange-looking leg wraps. He will collapse. Dick Gregory will run forward and pour canned soda down his gullet (could it be Jesus Juice?) and hook up the custom-built, portable version of the enhanced external counterpulsation cardio unit. His heart will rest; his eyes will bulge. This will refresh Wacko momentarily. He'll turn and wave to his fans and sing out: "I'm innocent, I tell you! They're killing me! I'll kill myself if I can't be around children!"
He'll crawl a few more feet in silence and finally collapse at the doorway. Umbrella man will lift up all 97 pounds of him and drag him through the metal detector and into the courtroom.
Meanwhile... Having been denied by the judge that the entire Jackson clan could not be in the courtroom at verdict time, Tito, Randy, LaToya, and an undisclosed Notary Public will be circling the skies in a helicopter. They plan to swoop down (with a full power of attorney document) ...
Oh Joe's thinking his mealticket is getting ready to be voided.
"Couthouse" or "Courthouse"?
Gee, do you write PR for them? :-)
What's the story on the notary public?
I think Mez might have blown it, too. We shall see.
You are good. Please keep us updated!
Terrific and very funny scenario. Plausible too. I would only add that his metal nose sets off the detector and must be placed in the tray. Everyone in the courtroom waits five hours while a plastic surgeon is called in to fashion a plastic nose.
"Cathouse", perhaps?
Again? With or without "Dr. Gregory"?
He's Never Gonna Make it Through This Trial !!!
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