[frankiep]

Paris Hilton, sex kitten?
More like skank slut.

No thank you.

[billclintonwillrotinhell]

Years ago, Carl's Jr. hired Dennis Rodman to be a celebrity endorser. If they're willing to put obnoxious jerks like Rodman in their commercials, you really have to wonder what they're putting in their hamburgers.

No true conservative would ever have a meal at Carl's Jr.

[billclintonwillrotinhell]

...Hilton is shown in the 30-second spot eating a spicy burger while washing a Bentley in a revealing swimsuit...

This is the same Paris Hilton who repeatedly criticized hunters for killing animals during various segments on FOX's Simple Life series. (Don't ask me how I know.) I actually admired her love for animals, but now she's eating the animals. How hypocritical is that? If she really cared about animals, she'd join Avril Lavigne in not eating them.

[DB]

"'If you need to get someone to get on her hands and knees and eat a Whopper, [Paris Hilton] is the Einstein of gorging on all fours,' Lippert said."

You would think a reporter for AdWeek would know that a Whopper is Burger King and not Carl's Jr...

[mewzilla]

"The CEO of Carl's Jr., Andrew Puzder, was supposed to appear this evening but canceled," said Bill O'Reilly, host of "The O'Reilly Factor." "He did however send us a statement that says he considers Miss Hilton to be an intrguing cultural icon."

If you're culturing cesspools...

[duckman]

"The CEO of Carl's Jr., Andrew Puzder,..."

Pronounced 'Putz-Duh'.

[Petronski]

Burger CEO cancels appearance on 'O'Reilly Factor'

But how will I live? What will I do?

[cyborg]

What a dork. Why doesn't he just say that Paris gives him an instant erection and that's why he hired her instead of that 'cultural icon' crap!

[Petronski]

"This particular skill set plays very well with her, soaping, licking, moving in a bathing suit. You've got her strong suit there."

That's not soap, it's a flea dip.

[toddlintown]

Bad case of mis-branding and a lot of money mis-spent if a reporter from AdWeek calls a Carl's burger a "Whopper."

[tuffydoodle]

"If you need to get someone to get on her hands and knees and eat a Whopper, [Paris Hilton] is the Einstein of gorging on all fours," Lippert said. "This particular skill set plays very well with her, soaping, licking, moving in a bathing suit. You've got her strong suit there."

Are they talking about a commercial or her sex tape?

[Sloth]

Paris Hilton is ugly. A revealing swimsuit is only worthwhile if you have something good to reveal.

[NorseWood]

The commercial came on the tv last night and I thought someone had hacked the cable company and put a soft porn film on the cable. It is totally inappropriate for evening tv. Shame on Carl's.

[US_MilitaryRules]

Still no link to the ad?

[Abcdefg]

http://www.spicyparis.com/paris.html

[ampat]

I thought Carl's Jr. had a "good" reputation because of their policy of hiring the handicapped. I guess that doesn't matter to the younger generation.

[soundandvision]

I can't deny it, I have the hots for Paris Hilton. Actually, I have for a long time. Back before her tv show and before the porn video (which is terrible..) her picture (along with her sister) appeared in the New York Post on almost a daily basis and I kept tabs via their website.

Sorry folks, there's something just fascinating about the "rich bitch" thing.. call me crazy. (Insert "you're crazy").

Anyone ever seen Lina Wertmüller's "Swept Away"? You'll know what I'm getting at.

[oldleft]

Carl's has had several commercial featuring hot women.

I have no idea why anyone would thing Paris Hilton's "hot." I guess some people are into the orange anorexic thing.

[BurbankKarl]

Don't trust the special sauce?