Should We Let Slide the Goggle-Eyed Bride? - (too funny!)

TOWNHALL.COM ^ | MAY 8, 2005 | DOUG GILES

[CHARLITE]

..and now, as this story is developing, it turns out that she's had a few shoplifting convictions, spent at least one weekend in jail for one charge, ran away from a wedding once before...........and the investigators in this current fracas aren't buying her "I did it alone" story. According to reports, they have interviewed every taxi cab driver who was on duty that night. None say that they took a woman fitting her description, from the town library to the Greyhound station in Atlanta, as she claims. There remain questions about whether or not she was alone in Las Vegas, or went there to meet someone.

[injin]

I think the only 'issues' this young woman has are with the truth....

[cripplecreek]

She's just plain unsalted nuts.

[Lizavetta]

Quick.......someone find the pictures that 'enhance' her goggleness. They're a hoot.

[Rytwyng]

Anyone out there up for the photoshopping task of combining her google-eye image with the GOOGLE.com logo (with her eyes being the two letter "O"s)?

After all, she did trigger a fruitless SEARCH... Hmm...

[fish hawk]

As soon as she finds out that she is pregnant from the guy she met in Vegas, she will be glad to marry this idiot that she ran away from.

[cmsgop]

Bug Eyes Bump!

[jslade]

We can only hope that this idiot fiance' runs like hell. I shudder at the thought that these two morons would procreate. What a shot to the gene pool.

[nothingnew]

Hey Char...

but we have formally joined in one accord and have spewed our national coffee over the goggle-eyed runaway bride, aka, Jenny from Georgia.

Oh man...why this story was ever a story I don't know.

Funny stuff, but it says more about the mainstream than anything else.

FMCDH(BITS)

[Mark was here]

Some one posted this earlier!

[Continental Soldier]

Maybe you and others, who still don't realize that the media - CNN, FOXNEWS and MSNBC are the ones who played everyone for fools, including themselves, should catch the proverbial clue and simply, 'suck it up and move on!' The girl didn't report herself missing or kidnapped. She didn't force the local police to leap into action some 24 - 36 hours too early. She didn't drag out every media whore on the planet to comment on her disappearance. Maybe you ought to re-direct some of your outrage to those who deserve it, and not try to beat-up on the Willbanks girl just because the same moronic media has led you think that's the fashionable thing to do!

[samtheman]

Too bad we don't have Public Spankings. With pants pulled down (bent over a knee to preserve frontal modesty) and bare cheeks reddened with pain and humiliation for the whole world to see. That's what this flake deserves.

[MizSterious]

Yet, here you are, reading the article and commenting on it...

[CHARLITE]

" I still think there was some OTHER reason he hasn't had sex with her! (in more than one way shes not his type!)"

I've seen this speculation on about a half-dozen threads about this pitiful couple. Clearly something is terribly wrong with this entire picture. It's on the creepy level, from the way I see it.

I still believe that there is a whole lot more that hasn't come out, and which might never emerge. These two families (especially John Mason's family) has a lot of influence around those parts, so they'll suppress many facts. I still believe that she took off for Vegas to meet someone; - most probably someone she'd met over the internet. He either didn't show up at all, or there was a "meeting" and then he split. Can't say I blame him, really.

[MizSterious]

Interesting theory, and makes more sense than a lot of what we're hearing. It would explain a lot!

[TomGuy]

coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs

That's an apt description.


Overnite thread - she left, per her, because she hadn't been having sex. [This with less than a week to go before the 'wedding night'?] LOL.

This lady doesn't just have issues; she has subscriptions!!!

Runaway bride blames lack of sex (Okay!?!)

[Continental Soldier]

Yes, it is my obligation to the truth. Consider it just one more sacrifice for the good of others. :)

[Bon mots]

Actually, I like her better with a blanket or bag over her head.